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What is NOVA?
The suburban area radiating outward from Washington, D.C. Low-density housing on large plots of useless land consisting of man-made ponds and neighborhoods that boast names like Fair Oaks, Cedar Lakes, Penderbrook, Willow Landing, and etc. The region has some of the best public transportation in the U.S., but the residents of the area feel too entitled to utilize it, causing some of the worst traffic in the nation. In NOVA, there are no "Main Streets" - merely 4-laned highways full of 5-minute redlights at every intersection. Aside from Arlington, the area houses mostly families or married couples. Finding an individual who is willing to have a non-hostile conversation with you in NOVA is very difficult, as the NOVA resident species is very unfriendly. Scientists have proven that NOVA is the worst place on Earth.
"Welcome to NOVA, you fucking cock-sucking bitch, get used to it or get the fuck out of here."
NOVA - meme gif
NOVA - video
NOVA - what is it?
NOVA is a know booting clan and IP sniffers. Their main goal is to attempt to ruin peoples gameplay and stress them of for 5 minutes.
If you ever fight NOVA you will get stressed for 5 minutes, they are not strong at all.
NOVA - Trash talk and get their assess kicked
What does "NOVA" mean?
NOVA where the n stands for nowledge (the K is silent), we are rich, drive nice cars, and do whatever the hell it is that we want.
Northern VA Community College, the cars in da parkin lot are worth more than your house!!
NOVA - what does it mean?
northern Virginia, consisting ONLY of Alexandria, Richmond highway and up. Suburban area to DC. The DMV.
Moe: aye shawd im tryna fuck witchu, where you stay?
Youngin': NOVA like shit.
NOVA - meaning
Northern Virginia.
The fucking sickest, and most distinct region of Virginia.
NOVA (Arlington, Fairfax, Loudoun, and Prince William with the motherfucking individual cities and towns of Alexandria, Dale City, Falls Church, Fairfax, Manassas, and Woodbridge) is known to disassociate itself from the rest of Virginia.
We host the truest shows in Fredricksburg and Sterling.
Militia Crew, 24/7 Taco Bell, Potomac Mills, Springfield, and Tyson's keep our scene breathing.
Since NOVA is near Washington DC, it causes a lot of punk ass kids to think they're tougher than they really are.
These kids are called washouts. They smoke, they fuck, and they shop. They create crews that can't fight worth shit.
Regardless, we are fucking sick and we aren't a part of that fucked up cow tipping shit happening in SOVA man.
We've raised Suicide Girls, we've raised badasses, and we are constantly raising kids to talk mad shit and spit mad game. MOTHERFUCKER.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: NOVA.
Person 1: Oh, so just Virginia right?
Person 2: No, I distinctly said NORTHERN VIRGINIA.
Person 1: What's the difference?
Person 2: Man you better cut this out before I cut you out with your annoying bitch ass questions you pussyfag.
NOVA - definition
slang term for the Northern area in Virginia; the best place to grow up in the suburbs. Also a name of a Community College in the area, usually occupied of all the deadbeats who couldn't make it or are just transferring after a few years to a real life college. Most Northern Virginians are a big deal.
Manassas is in the NOVA.
I want to go home to the NOVA.
Nokesville is in the NOVA.
NOVA - slang
The area of northern virginia that borders Washington D.C. Fairfax, Arlington, Annadale and Alexandria. The NOVA area is completly diffrent than your average southern virginia with more of an East Coast attitude as opposed to slow pace attitude of the rest of virginia. People from NOVA proudly distingish themselvs from the rest of virgnia as being more urbanized and modern.
Jake: Your from Virgina ? You must do nothing but tip cows all day..
Tim: Its not even like that, I am from NOVA man we dont have cows anywhere around here.
NOVA
Acronym for Northern Virginia Community College. Where the "N" stands for "Nowledge"
South Lakes Graduate-"I'm going to NOVA"
Herndon Graduate-"Dumass"
NOVA
Northern Virginia, the counties of Fairfax, Arlington, Prince William, and Loundon.
NOVA is a region of Virginia and suburbs of Washington, DC.
NOVA
You might think it means an exploding star but to us here in Virginia it just means North Virginia.
Do you like living here?
You kidding? This isn;t just NOVA - It's SUPERNOVA.