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What is Fairfax?

A pretty good place to grow up. Borders Loudoun County to the west, Arlington, Alexandria and DC to the east, and Prince William to the South. The Potomac runs alongside it at points.

Very well educated, and not too much crime (especially compared to DC, with Southeast DC in particular). Racially diverse as well, and also quite liberal, though that has its positive and negative side. The Washington Metro, a subway system with stops in multiple parts of VA, DC and Maryland, is a wonderful asset (though those coming from New York shouldn't expect all too much). Temperatures can get into the 90s during the summer and dip below 20 in the winter, but the summers and winters are manageable.

Unfortunately, with the high income of this area comes pretty expensive costs of living. Some teachers in Fairfax County Public Schools (a very good, but not perfect school system) have to commute from outside the county's borders. And yes, traffic can be awful. The Metro should be used as much as possible.

Are there huge differences between Fairfax County and Montgomery County (Maryland), Arlington or Alexandria? No, not really. They're all places some people would dream to raise their kids. Anyone who's ready to trash another part of the DC suburbs should remember how fortunate those people are to be near a wonderful city and in a relatively safe environment.

"So where did you go to high school?"
"Oh, in Fairfax County."
"Not bad! Be thankful for all the resources you have there. I grew up in a place with a bad school system, lots of crime and not many opportunities."

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Fairfax - what is it?

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.

Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.

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What does "Fairfax" mean?

A shite place where the male teachers look up girls skirts. The teachers go mad at you for no FUCKING reason even tho all you did was say I wasn't talking. All the teachers are shite and need help apart from Mr larkin. He's safe. All the six formers smoke round the back of g block and the yr 7s think there hard. The girls roll their skirts up because their slash and the boys dont even FUCKING care. Mrs bun is a fat slag who need to get a life and Mr Clarke needs to learn how to dress modern. All together its a shit school which I hope burns to the ground

Girl: can I go fairfax school?
Mom: no you little shit that school is terrible. The music teacher likes kids more than his wife.

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Fairfax - what does it mean?

The equivalent of being Jack Johnsoned or munsoned. Being fooled into a situation you can't escape. Especially true in traveling jobs when you are duped into an extended stay in a sub-par suburban town selling a ridiculous product, like posters to college kids.

1: "Dude, I think we're Fairfaxed. Two whole weeks in Little Rapids and my source is M.I.A."

2: "We have 7 more days here? Holy shit we are Fairfaxed"

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Fairfax - meaning

Best county in the USA! Located in northern VA, pretty much next to DC, the second best place! Fairfax is home to over 1,000,000 people, and is considered as one of the wealthiest counties in the entire USA! There are about 500 different malls, each one larger than the next, so basically the county is a shopping mall where teens hang out. Lots of traffic here too, since we got such a high population. In Fairfax, "rush hour" is from 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM, with a slight break at 10:02 PM. Fairfax is also home to one of the country's largest school systems, with so many people from different races and places that if you walked down a hallway in any school, you instantly learn a new language. Yep, this is pretty much the best place to live in anywhere!

Person 1: Man i wished i lived in fairfax. Instead, i gotta live in Fauquier.
Person 2: HAHA

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Fairfax - definition

A small suburb by Cincinnati surounded by real suburbs. Like the ghetto but with poor white people.

There is no one in my AP class from Fairfax.
"That kid got held back." "Did he go to Fairfax?"

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Fairfax - slang

Giving a man every impression that you're going home to have sex with him and then: twist, you drop him off on a street corner far from where he lives, probably on Fairfax.

My friend made out with a guy at Busby's West, and then had him come along in the car to Astro Burger in West Hollywood. She dropped him off at Fairfax and Santa Monica, claiming she never gave him the impression she was going to have sex with him. She fairfaxed that dude.

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Fairfax

The police force in Fairfax county, VA.

Dude, Fairfax is all over today.

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Fairfax

Fairfax, Va - right outside of the great D.C. YES it is northern, and yes we are proud to say so- we are NOT southerners! Not judgmental, welcome of all, fake we are not- posers- no thank you-we find you quick. Be yourself and you WILL have fun in THE Veeee Aaaaa. And we are proud to be here, so don't mess with the 7 0 3. Seriously

Fairfax, the funfax place to be.

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Fairfax

a place that seems like it isn't real, or a giant outdoor shopping mall. It's really trippy.

guy) where did you go last weekend

other guy) nowhere. i was in fairfax

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