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What is Mustache Man?

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.

Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*

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Mustache Man - video

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Mustache Man - what is it?

hitler but in a more casual sense.

that guy looks like skinny mustache man

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What does "Mustache Man" mean?

The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.

If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.

Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"

Did you hear that Lee got himself a Red Man Mustache the other night?

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Mustache Man - what does it mean?

That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.

P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"

Everyone stare at P

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Mustache Man - meaning

A man with a mustache.

See Jly

Damn! Look who's Mr. Mustache Man, he's got so much growing on his upper lip.

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Mustache Man - definition

little man that loves to commit genocide

or

genocidal midget

my wife was just taken by a genocidal midget
that little *funny mustache man*

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Mustache Man - slang

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

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Mustache Man

A term used to describe a homosexual male. Typically a male who wears leather and frequents gay establishments. Not to be confused with mustache ride.

There was a gay pride parade downtown today. Let me tell you, there was no shortage of mustache men there.

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