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What is mustache ride?
When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.
Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.
mustache ride - video
Mustache ride - what is it?
A guilty pleasure most women share.
Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.
Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.
Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.
What does "mustache ride" mean?
When a woman rides your face with her vagina.
Who wants a mustache ride?
Mustache ride - what does it mean?
When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
Mustache ride - meaning
When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.
During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.
Mustache ride - definition
When one guy gives head to another. Giving fellatio.
Jim gave his boyfriend a mustache ride last night.
Mustache ride - slang
Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.
mustache ride translated into spanish
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"
Mustache ride
1. Going down on a girl while you have a mustache
2. when an unshaven girl rides your face
1. Screw 6 flags i wanna go on a mustache ride!
2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs
Mustache ride
A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. That is a Mustache Ride.
Annabelle - "Can I have another mustache ride James?"
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."
Mustache ride
Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.
Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"