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What is shortage?In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010. Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 shortage - meme gifshortage - videoShortage - what is it?The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper. The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine. What does "shortage" mean?This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club. "Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar. Shortage - what does it mean?When a guy goes and has sex with someone, but nothin comes out and he ends up firing up blanks because he mastrubated to frequently before having sex. As a result of jerking off 5 times a day, Simon went through a temporary White-Out Shortage when he had sex with his girl friend. Shortage - meaningwhen all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles. "OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...." Shortage - definitionThe ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves. Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages: Shortage - slangJanuary 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teeceβs addiction. Oh no itβs January 7th the day of Leicesterβs conker shortage, letβs have a minute of silence for the lost conkers ShortageWorker shortage describes the set of circumstances where employers do not pay sufficient renumeration to compensate people for the work being carried out. More commonly known in the past as 'not paying enough for them to give a damb' the term worker-shortage has been used as a comfort blanket for employers to help them in their delusion that paying poverty wages is sufficient. The term is widely used in error and by institutions that see workers as a controllable expense rather than human beings. The lack of wage inflation for the decades has caused a worker shortage in the lowest paid jobs. ShortageA man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired. Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex. ShortageShortage - a clever way to describe a collection of things in a deminishing size (collective noun). What is the collective noun for a collection of dwarves? Oh, you mean 'A shortage'! |
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