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What is Nostradamus?When you are titty-fucking a girl and ejaculate up her nose. I nostradamussed my girlfriend last night and she almost drowned. Nostradamus - meme gifNostradamus - videoNostradamus - what is it?A person who is tall, goofy looking, and dumber than a brick. This person normally tends to confuse himself and put themselves in a difficult situations; but at the same time being everyone's bitch. Ben (nostradamus)- d00d I got so many nicknames! What does "Nostradamus" mean?The 2nd greatest band in existence (my band) Nostradamus fans walk out on concert after drunken fiasco Nostradamus - what does it mean?A man who foretold events in the world to come. Nostradamus says that there will be a locaust plauge and a "new prince" in the future. Nostradamus - meaningThe world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include: Here's a sample of a quatrain: Nostradamus - definitionA charlitan who possesses no greater "clairvoyance" than Miss Cleo. Employing techniques of vague predictions commonly employed by psychic hotlines today, Nostradamus' 'prophecies' could have been interpreted as anything. Nostradamus, more like Fakestradamus! Nostradamus - slangMan who was not always trying to fortell the future,but was instead making political commentary disguised as soothsaying (most political commentary would have been illegal in his time)Because human beings keep repeating themselves many quatrains will incedently come true,and they will keep comming true until humans actually change for legit.Also the fact that people who influence history often have read nostradamus helps. Nostradamus predicted WW1/2 NostradamusA "prophet" who's prophecies are so lame that they can be interpreted as anything. By being so vague he could be 99.99% sure that his prophecies would come true. Nostradamus talked shit. NostradamusSome punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways. Anyone can be like Nostradamus. NostradamusA guy whose prophecies pertaining to the end of the world have been interpreted, proven wrong, and reinterpreted so many times that its surprising they haven't given up on him yet The world will end in 1750...no wait, 1819....or maybe 2000....2023? |
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