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What is dwarves?To look good at doing something when your bad at it because everyone else is worse than you. First used in Family Guy in the "Midget among Dwarves" scene. Joe: Wow, Jose is really good at basketball! dwarves - meme gifdwarves - videoDwarves - what is it?"soaping the dwarves" "oh my god, last night she asked me to soap the dwarves. we were going for so long they were red for hours!" What does "dwarves" mean?To play words with friends with the goal of getting a lower score than your opponent. broatchy played 'at' for 2 points in dwarves with friends Dwarves - what does it mean?Smeagle-Dwarves are mythical creatures that live in the basements of people who play World of Warcraft. Someone who plays World of Warcraft plays the game for 4-5 hours straight and sometimes even more everyday. They usually provide the WoW player with fruit rollups and mountain dew to keep the player well hydrated and fed. With out the WoW player, the Smeagle-Dwarves would not exist due to the fact that they would have no snacks to bring to the WoW player. Hey, what were those small creature I just saw carrying mountain dew and fruit snacks? Dwarves - meaningWhen someone goes through emotions so quickly, you don't know where you stand. eg happy, grumpy, dopey etc. Watch out. She's morphing dwarves again. Dwarves - definitionDwarves are annoying little creatures that manage to bug the hell out of the forum users on divachix.com Those girls are such dwarves! Dwarves - slangDwarves are the most sturdy race. They are also shorter then most, due to centuries of adaptation to underground homes. The dwarves of Bad girder where a quick witted bunch with many traps and death machines protecting them but nothing could stop the booze drought. DwarvesHolding your girl down during Netflix and chill and quoting Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones. "My girl was so hot last night after i dwarved her" DwarvesLittle people who were sodomized by Elves in the 1st and 2nd age of the parallel dimension and world to ours called Middle Earth. They lived in mines and inside the mountains for the most part. Many Dwarves died during the Stank Mines period, which Elves would buttrape Dwarves till they died from an exploding rectum. Not all Dwarves died during this act of sexual conquest but 50% of their population were wiped out and 35% of that population's death were suicides. Some Dwarves were captured by Gondor to be mated with Hobbits to produce claymation looking creatures called Dwarbbits. These Dwarves have tight little asses DwarvesPerfection, that is what dwarves are, simply perfection. In the ages before myths the gods created the Dwarves, (stout, strong, short, and posessing a rare kind of genius) so that they might be the stewards of the world, and care for the lesser races such as the elves who are too busy nancing around poles to be much good. A racial member of the Dwarves recounting his last worldly deed: "Oh aye, I helped that Elf's wife with her garden. It only took a minute for me to get her tulips to open, and then she let me plant a mighty oak below her bush. Which sadly might of been a crab apple." |
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