Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Moldovan?

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm

The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild

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Moldovan - what is it?

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm

Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"

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What does "Moldovan" mean?

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

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Moldovan - what does it mean?

lol

Moldovan is a nigger

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Moldovan - meaning

When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.

Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."

Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"

Nick: "Profusely."

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Moldovan - definition

This is a sexual manuver when the man is doing the woman doggy style. First, he dips his dick in a container of mustard, and then proceeds to put his penis back into the woman. As the man is about to finish, he pulls out and he has to cum on a plate of pasta, and the woman then eats the pasta.

Sasha: Yo, do you know my sister, Masha?

Hogie: Yeah, I gave her the Dirty Moldovan

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Moldovan - slang

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip

Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.

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Moldovan

an obscure group of people from an obscure country that has produced a mega group, which everyone can sing their single, but no one knows the name of the group or the name of the song.

Those numa numa are something else, what nationality are they?

Moldovan, is what is says on wikipedia, it must be in Africa.

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Moldovan

A group of people from the Republic of Moldova. The word Moldovan is used because nobody wants to be asssociated with romanians. Most rural/urban Moldovans dont want to reunite with romania because they know how fast gypsies settle in newly aquired areas

Miceal: dude, are you going to that moldovan-romanian unity march?

Stefan: (pulls out pistol, aims at Miceals head) What did you just say?

Miceal: ....um that we should maybe go support it?

Miceal 1990-2008

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Moldovan

the last name of some romanian kids that live in southeast MI

hey, you know Dan Moldovan?

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