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What is KGB?

one of my favorite cocktails: vodka+ espresso+sugar, garnish with a lemon slice.

we had another round of double-shot KGBs..and the room went spppiiinnnniinn'...

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KGB - what is it?

A service used for asking questions while on the go. You text KGB and they will quickly answer your question, for a price. There are other services that are free, like ChaCha. But KGB has educated people on the other line. And not prepubescent immature teenagers.

Person: *texts KGB* What is the capitol of Texas?
KGB: *texts back* The capitol of Texas is Austin.

Person: *texts ChaCha* What is the capitol of Texas?
ChaCha: *texts back* idk lols.

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What does "KGB" mean?

Killer Green Buds. I believe it is a 1908's Northern California term for top quality marijuana.

Stewie: "Dude, do have any weed?"

Brian: "Yeah, I just scored some KGB from Cecil last night!"

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KGB - what does it mean?

still watching you???

kgb is to russia as cia is to us

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KGB - meaning

the russian spy organization that answers almost any question for a dollar.often resulting in a good laugh.

KGB the question"if i have sex with a preachers daughter will the holy water in her vagina eat off my penis?" the answer was"if anything it will purify and bless it."

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KGB - definition

The KGB were simply the Russian Secret Police. Pronounced "Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti." In Russian it means "Committee for State Security."

The KGB acted as:

-The Soviet internal security.
-The Soviet intelligence agnecy.
-And the Soviet secret police.

They came into formation in 1954, and died when the chairman, Vladimir Kryuchkov tried to overthrow president Gorbachev.

They were tough, ruthless, and badass. Using torture and execution to solve the Soviet Unions problems.

My grandfather was an officer of the KGB.

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KGB - slang

Russian Komitet gosudarstvennoi bezopasnosti

Hes an Ex-KGB member.

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KGB

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
(Committee for State Security)

The Russian intelligence agency, similar to America's CIA.

"Vladimir Putin seems like an ok guy, but some worry because he's ex-KGB."
-me

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KGB

Russian equivalent of the US CIA.

Dwight: Knock, knock.
Michael: Who's there?
Dwight: KGB.
Michael: KGB - (Dwight slaps Michael)
Dwight: (in Russian accent) We will ask the questions!

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KGB

The all-powerful intelligence and security service of the U.S.S.R. during the Cold War. Ultimate successor to Cheka. Disbanded into the SVR and the FSB in 1991.

The Cheka were one of the many forerunners of the KGB.

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