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What is cia?
The pleasurable practice of ass fucking to completion; hence - Cum In Ass
Chongo: "So how was your GFE last night?"
Mono: "That ho let me do both the CIA and CIM to her! I guess you can say I ATM'd her! You should try it, but be warned, YMMV!"
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Cia - what is it?
A terrorist organization sponsored by American tax dollars.
Communism works well in theory, but in practice it gets upended by a CIA-sponsored coup.
What does "cia" mean?
Cocaine Import Agency. A cynical re-definition of the acronym for the Central Intelligence Agency commonly used by conspiracy advocates. It has its roots in Air America from the Vietnam War era that established drug sales as a way for the CIA to fun black operations "off books". It was during the Iran-Contra affair when the CIA used the funds from illegal arms sales to Iran to fund support for the far right Contra rebels fighting the Sandanista communists in Nicaragua and also the support of General Noreaga of Panama who was a major cocaine trafficker as were the Contras, that this acronym had its origins.
Noreaga was the Cocaine Import Agency's boy, then the CIA rolled that poor bastard and put him in the big house!
Cia - what does it mean?
a terrorist organization disguised as a government body
The CIA really does love to kill citizens in other countries and overthrow democratically elected governments
Cia - meaning
Cardiff International Arena
Arena, in Cardiff, where bands play
Oh butt! Comin to the gig tonight at the CIA?
Cia - definition
hellyeah, i work in the CIA, i inspect woman cunts. whats up with it?
Cia - slang
*Culinary Institute of America*
Yeah, a college so people can learn to cook.
It's all about the food.
It's funny when you say the CIA and people who aren't from the hudson valley will be like, "whoa, the CIA!?!?"
do i really need an example? you people get it, right?
it's the CIA.
Cia
CIA: Corrupt Imperialist Assholes. Supposedly an intelligence gathering agency, but its primary function is to make the world safe for McDonald's by fucking with anyone who threatens the elite's access to natural resources - more specifically, an agency who's primary function is to make the world safe for those who have controlling shares of large, American corporations. propaganda evil brainwashing waterboarding satan cult new world order
Dick Cheney to George Bush: "Remember George, just keep reading the goat story to those children after I give the go to the CIA to do the Twin Towers. By Satan, we'll show those renegade Taliban fucks who really owns those poppy fields and that oil pipeline! After that, we'll teach that stupid prick, Saddam, that the only good dictator is the one who follows fucking orders!"
Cia
acronym for Corrupt Imperialist Aggressors
The CIA has engineered more than thirty coup d'etats in the last fifty years against Third World nations.
Cia
Central Intelligence Agency. While the FBI handles domestic affairs and the ATF burns people in Waco, the CIA works overseas. Their job is similar to KGB, MI6, NSA, and Mossad.
But unlike Mossad, the CIA is one of the most fuckup-prone "intelligence" agency seems to be unable to handle anything without a huge fucking mess.
Story # 1: Iran and the Shah
The nation of Iran after world war 2 was doing fine. There was a moderate, elected president running the country. There was money. There was peace. But he was officialy a socialist according to the CIA so we went and overthrew him for a dictator called the shah. This of course pissed the Iranians off, and in the 80's the Ayatollah started a radical islamic revolution, took our embassy hostage for a year, and America's crisis in the middle east had officialy started.
Story #2: The Bay of Pigs
Fidel Castro is a communist. The CIA doesn't like commies in their 'hood, so the best course of action seemed to be training about 1000 Cuban boat people who fled Cuba after having supported Castro's enemy, arm them, and plan to send them over on ancient battleships dating back to 1940, with some tiny air support, and have them conquer a nation of 20 million that had mostly given Castro's revolution popular support. So one fine day, in a D-Day reenactment that would give any WW2 vet a heart attack, this imposing force stormed the beaches at this place called "Bay of Pigs." The few US airplanes supporting the assault got shot down, one of the boats sank, and the rest of the soldiers made it ashore and held out for a while before one of the worst mass surenders in us military history
Following this were many attempts to kill Fidel with exploding cigars (the cigars were noticed to be strangely heavy), a poisoned scubadiving suit (did nothing at all), spear-gun him while he was swimming (the spear-gunner drowned), stab him with a poisonous pen (the guy doing this turned out to be KGB), etc. Castro has survived for 40 years since, outliving 5 US presidents and Che.
Story #3: Nicaragua
What do you think when you hear the word "nun?" If you're thinking "Danger, must destroy" you'd make a good CIA agent. In Nicaragua during the 80's Contras(our guys) were fighting the Sandinistas(their guys), there was an order of Nuns that went around in war-torn Sandinista villages trying to help restore something resembling order. They couldn't go to the Contra villages, you see, because the Sandinistas controlled the country. But no matter, nothing wins the hearts and minds of the people like a group of US-equipped thugs kidnapping/shooting/raping nuns. Another little episode was the murder of Bishop Oscar Romero while he was saying mass on Easter morning in the cathedral in front of his entire congregation.
Story # 4: Panama
The dictator of Panama, Manuel Noriega, was a CIA agent and smalltime drug dealer. Long story made short: We come after him, they kill some of us, we kill some of them, and our disgraced agent is busted.
Story # 5: Operation Iraqi Freedom
Without a doubt the BIGGEST fuckup since
Story # 6: The Vietnam War
The CIA is actively working to protect you from nuns and bishops and far away countries you didn't know existed with scary names day and night.
The second worst federal agency after fema.