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What is tax?
To Steal Something That Does Not Belong
Yo Guy I Taxed That Shit
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tax - video
Tax - what is it?
the fee required to allow a new girl to hang out with your crew, also know as rail, smash, plow, tear out, dig up, beat up, work out or screw.
bro #1- hey whos that new bitch your girl brought over?
bro #2- bro! thats jessica im gunna tax that bitch tonight, then shes free game
bro #1- hell yeah son !!! tear that bitch out!
What does "tax" mean?
What dumb right wing fucks seem to think you can run a country without. Dishonist Governmants like to appease dumb rightwing fucks by saying they'll lower taxes and STILL bring good services. THIS IS AGAINST THE BASIC LAWS OF MATHS.
There are two places for money.
a)In rich people's wallets and
b)in poor people's wallets or the governmants money for services etc.
b) needs it a) doesn't
so where should it be? ITS NOT A HARD QUESTION!
but would you believe it some people are still stupid enough to answer b) and unfortunately they are in power.
And no, dumb rightwing fucks you shouldn't keep it because you "earnt it" because cleaners work just as hard as you for a millionth of the wage and the chances are that in your society especially your only in your position and cleaners in their's because of WHO MUMMY AND DADDY WAS!!!
SO stop being greedy and start accepting that tax is essential and the rich need to pay A LOT if we're ever going to have FAIRNESS.
Politician: Our Governmant will lower taxes AND increase spending
Three year old: Mummy, You know you said I couldn't have my cake and eat it? well mr Scary Politician thinks you can. Is he stupid mummy?
DUH!
Tax - what does it mean?
To just have sex. No tax daddy . no taxalicious... just TAX. Kinda like the IRS jacking people.You really have no-say in the matter it just happens!
(Present tense) When we gonna tax? (Past tense) I taxed last night.
Tax - meaning
1. Money paid to the government for the privilege to live in that state or administrative distribution. Typically, taxes are a portion of one's income which approaches 100% as one's income increases; however, the rich often find ways to cheat on their taxes. There are different types of taxes, as well, depending on how one makes and spends money. Many neoliberals claim taxes are immoral, even though the Bible itself requires a tithe of a flat 10% and a poll tax of one half-sheqel; I'd like to see these people live starting out with a debt ten times what they currently make and not be allowed to earn income.
2. To test.
1. "Most people don't like paying taxes."
2. "This is really taxing my patience."
Tax - definition
1) The money removed from citizens paychecks to pay the government. They are a pain in the butt.
2) A mixture of tag and axe. Guys that wear tax must smell really bad, are stupid enough to think that either tag or axe will work. They do not smell good, at all. Do not believe those commercials on tv.
Person 1: You better pay your taxes soon...the deadline is tomorrow.
Person 2: I know, I know! Stop Rushing me! OMG tomorrow!?! Aaaaah!
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Nicolette: Eww. Someone smells weird *turns around*
Ryan: What!? I'm wearing tag and axe.
Elaine: Ew gross, you're wearing tax.
Tax - slang
legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)
fuck taxes.
Tax
A: Where did my pen go?
B: Ha! I taxed it!
C: I'm so going to tax those jeans from that (insert expensive store name here).
Tax
Giving money you don't have to people you don't know for a program you don't believe in.
It's income tax time again. whoo. sarc>
Tax
"15 dollars for a burger? that's tax."
"Going out in this city is always tax."