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What is Miked?

Radio show on ESPN Radio that features "Greeny and Golic", that has somehow gained popularity despite their little knowledge of any other sport other than football.
Golic played football in the NFL and has some street credit and can actually discuss the game. Greeny on the other hand has no experience and a chip on his shoulder to be as popular a Golic. Greeny often can only refer to his NY football Jets, enen though they arent a popular team that America can relate to, are unsuccessful and the second most popular team in their city. People often change the station when he brings the jets up.

Both also shamelessly whore themself out to promote products in the middle of their show and during commercials. ESPN has done this for years, but pretty much the show is one big commercial now. Bad acting is also accociated with these two. For example" Hey Golic?????"----Yessss Greeeennnyyyy??? then promote JC Penny.

Another stand out quality is that both will never take a stand or have an opinion on a touchy subject, because they dont want to offend anyone. If a FAMOUS athlete commits a crime, and it is breaking news, they will not let any opinion out. Just access the situation like a news talk show. This is because they always want to have the guest on and dont want to get ESPN in trouble by offending anyone. They dont know what sports journalism is.

i had a long road trip and took off real early in the morning. i was listening to Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN Radio, but had to change it. Jets? Who cares? TO had just killed someone and they both said it was no one's fault.
i barfed and changed it to Rock!

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Miked - what is it?

A "code word" used in public between you and your partner that Hump Day is quickly approaching.

Mermaid: Mike Mike Mike, I'll be home in an hour.
Squid: Roger, I'll pop a little blue pill and put on some Barry White

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What does "Miked" mean?

Mike, the phoenetic alphebet word for the letter M. Mike MiKe is used to decribe the caliber of a weapon.

AK-47 - 7.62mike,mike
M-4 - 5.56 mike,mike
MK19 - 40 mike,mike
m9 - 9 mike,mike

That M113 has a 40 mike mike on the mount.

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Miked - what does it mean?

Being reeled into a relationship by a guy who uses charm and seems like a nice guy but in actuality is an Alcoholic/Drug addict duche bagwho will eventually beat the shit out of you along with subject you to other forms of abuse.

Usually spoiled cry baby assholes

Girl one: He seemed so nice when they were just talking and then after they got together like 3 months later he started beating the hell out of her regularly

Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked

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Miked - meaning

Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.

"Hey dude, why are you so upset"

"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"

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Miked - definition

Being face down in the grass drunk.

"Everyone at that party was miked out by the end of the night" or "hey bro, let's get miked tonight, I bought lots of fireball"

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Miked - slang

(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.

He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.

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Miked

Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.

"Man you totally miked that joke faggot"

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Miked

Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.

Anton got Miked after a few big daddys at Hooters.

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Miked

Getting assigned BS chores and assignments from your boss that he or she easily could've done themselves, but chose not to out of sheer laziness. Meanwhile they are surfing the internet shopping for the latest accessories for their guns. Origins link it to a manager that was famous for doing this to many subordinates; whose name was "MIKE".

"Man, I just got Miked into going up to the 23rd floor to reboot a printer. This is BS!!" "Can you go get me that TPS report I just printed. Thanks." (that was a rhetorical question)

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