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What is futon?
fu-ton. v. to take an attractive member of the opposite sex to one's futon for sexual purposes.
I think I'm finally going to futon this guy I've been seeing, tonight!
futon - meme gif
futon - video
Futon - what is it?
A futon is actually a japanese bed-type thing, a kind of mat that u must roll up after sleeping and store away. the futons that all the above people are talking about are cheap Western imitations, Americanising japanese culture yet again.
Japanese person: I think i will roll out my futon, i am rather tired
Stupid American: I always jam my fingers when i try to roll those things out
What does "futon" mean?
A piece of furnature that two lovers lay on and make sweet sweet love while all of their other friends are in the other room doing proper things.
Josh and Darlene are back there on the futon doing immoral things.
Futon - what does it mean?
n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back."
Futon - meaning
A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.
I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?
Futon - definition
A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.
Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.
Futon - slang
-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time
"Damn, that bitch is a futon"
Futon
A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.
I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.
Futon
another word for an asian.
"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"
"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"
Futon
A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.
"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"