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What is ESPN?A network that shuns the best sport in the world, hockey, and obsesses over the worst league in the world, the NBA. And also obsesses over the stupidest things for the LONGEST time (ie. penn st, tebow, jeremy lin, NFL in general) "And now ESPN's top plays, or should i say top play, because it's the same dunk over and over that we have all seen hundreds of times before." ESPN - meme gifESPN - videoESPN - what is it?Entertainment (and) Sports Programming Network Like MTV and MTV2, there is ESPN and there is ESPN2. What does "ESPN" mean?A sports channel owned by Disney. Takes all their shit too far and when they're too butthurt over Favre, the Yankees, or anything in the MLB, then they won't show highlights when they are suppose to. Sportscenter is cheap too. They give it that ghetto like flavor because somehow they believe their main demographic is black street thugs. When they spew shit from their mouths the most, it's from the rigged championship games, and don't inform if they really were cheating because they hold bias opinions and like to show them off in an arrogant way (ex: the Steelers). Many athletes plan to sue ESPN for humilating them and for how much they can't report and anchor for caca. ESPN anchor: Phillies win the World Series! Oh my god! Yes! Let's go and cover this for like 3 weeks. ESPN - what does it mean?What Used To Be "Entertainment Sports Programming Network", Now Primarily A Daytime Soap Featuring A Grammy-Nominated Cast Of Rich Athelets -----------------ESPN------------------ ESPN - meaningA 24 hour a day, 7 day a week fellatio fest for Boston, New York, and Barry Bonds. Somebody just hit 8 home runs in one World Series game, but first, the latest on Barry Bonds' hangnail, plus the Red Sox and the Yankees tee times here on ESPN! ESPN - definitionEpstein and Steinbrenner's Personal Network MLB News ESPN - slangEastern Sports and Propaganda Network Everytime I turn on ESPN they are talking about the Yankees or Patriots or Red Sox or some other gay east coast team, as if the west coast does not exist. ESPNEntertainment, Sports, and Poker Network I am watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN. ESPNExpert Signaling Psychic Neurosis Kerstan - "What do you think of rats?" ESPNAdj. Something which is incredibly overplayed and overdramatized. Up next on ESPN, completely unfounded speculation regarding the motives of Brett Favre returning to the NFL, followed by a six hour discussion comparing Favre with current Packers QB Aaron Rodgers. Then we'll take you live to Brett Favre's home where we will watch him eat cheetos while watching television. |
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