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What is street credit?
A "quality" that many people rely on when they have nothing else going for them.
"I have no real purpose in life so I will attack someone in an attempt to boost mah street credit rep!"
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Street credit - what is it?
(adjective) A way of life; a self-quality that one strives to achieve in a life based around improving one's swag. One can gain street credit in many ways, including, but not limited to, continuing to acquire freshness, looking fly, givin props, constantly hustlin, not sellin-out, and of course, by makin hit records
That guy Ryan gets so many girls and keeps makin hit albums that his street credit be huge!
What does "street credit" mean?
An arbitrary unit of non-physical currency (cred) commonly used in low socio-economic areas all around Australia - cumulative of the sum of all your actions within a community - at time of writing 1 cred is equal to 42 Australian cents and is subject to inflation. Activities that earn you creds range from stealing a plant from an old lady's garden (2 creds) to torching a school bus (4.5 creds, +0.5 for every student on board). These can be traded in at arcades for novelty items at the kiosk, eg. stickers, rub-on tattoos, giants combs and bootleg versions of popular Marvel characters such as Robot-Suit and Agent Spy.
Dazza: "Oi cuz, fukken - I just earned six creds (street credit) fukken up some old bat's garden. You wanna go buy sum stikers?"
Mazza: "Oi yeah, fukken oath mate. Fukken, and one of them giant fukken combs ey buz?"
Dazza: "Took the words strait outta me fukken mouth cuz. 'Aight, lets fukken have go then ay? Maccas run on the way home?"
Mazza: "Fukken, does an emu fuck budgies? Fukken oath!"
Street credit - what does it mean?
Street credit is the points you get for doing something impressive and bold. The more street credit you have the cooler you are.
There's a street credit points system.
10 Points if you kill someone
7 If you go to jail
5 If you fight a cop
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