Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Microphone?

Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.

We all put microphones in our ears!

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Microphone - video


Microphone - what is it?

to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.

Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about

Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?

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What does "Microphone" mean?

can be used as a dildo in hard times

Hey angelina (les partner) do you get the dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.

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Microphone - what does it mean?

The item used to record your pronunciation of words to submit onto the urbandictionary!

My microphone is broken, my neighboor's is broken, and my OTHER neighboor's microphone DOESN'T WORK on my computer!

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Microphone - meaning

adj. to describe hair that is curly, frizzy or afro like.

my hair gets really microphonic if i let it grow, I look like a microphone head.

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Microphone - definition

In smoking marijuana, what a pipe turns into when one is too stoned to remember to pass it(also see babysitting)

Yo, you talkin' into a microphone there, or are you gonna pass that shit?!

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Microphone - slang

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.

Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"

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Microphone

Holding up the rotation to tell a story.

As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the rotation. I told him to puff puff, and stop microphoning.

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Microphone

An African-American (mainly from the 1970s) that adorned an unusually large afro.

Tyrone: Wow Leroy, if you graduated in '72, your yearbook probably looked like a collection of microphones.
Leroy: Graduate? Who you talkin' to nigga?

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Microphone

used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.😁

Haji, don't microphone the joint.

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