Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Michael Bolton's?

Transitive Verb; The act of leaving. To go someplace.

I'm Michael Bolton to the Kwik-E-Mart for a barley sandwich.

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Michael Bolton's - video


Michael Bolton's - what is it?

Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.

One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".

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What does "Michael Bolton's" mean?

The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.

Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!

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Michael Bolton's - what does it mean?

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.

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Michael Bolton's - meaning

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

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Michael Bolton's - definition

1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.

Michael Bolton

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Michael Bolton's - slang

An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with

Michael bolton was amazing in office space

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Michael Bolton's

Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'

Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!

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Michael Bolton's

Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?

THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON

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Michael Bolton's

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....

"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"

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