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What is Jack Sparrow?
There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
Jack Sparrow - video
Jack Sparrow - what is it?
WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)
"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"
What does "Jack Sparrow" mean?
A pirate who can melt women with a single glare from those heavily lined eyes. More specifically...Johnny Depp.
Heheheee...i was raped by Jack Sparrow and I enjoyed every minute of it!
Jack Sparrow - what does it mean?
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
Jack Sparrow - meaning
Johnny Depp at his finest...and thats saying alot. The character is timeless and one of the best created that I've ever seen.
Will: This is either madness, or brillance.
Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coinside.
Now as long as your just hanging there pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these...what a man can do, and what a man can't do.
Will: You ignored the rules of engagement, in a fair fight I'd kill you.
Jack: Then thats not much incentive for me to fight fair, now is it.
Jack Sparrow rocks my socks!
Jack Sparrow - definition
The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!
"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean!!"
*5 min later*
"He's the best Pirate of the Caribean!!"
Jack Sparrow - slang
A swashbuckling, manipulative pirate who sails the seas while destroying everyones plans and drinking rum. current crimes include, but are not limited to: impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England; arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. Interests include rum-drinking, sword-fighting, prostitutes, and the sea.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "
"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"
"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "
"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "
"Why is the rum always gone?"
-Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow
Jck Sparrow is: Sexy,Drunk,Funny,Someone, who, if you pause the movie will be making a VERY strange face, Awkward, Neva knowing what hes gonna do!
Some things Jack Sparrow says:
"Cotton's parrot....same question"
"you need to find yourself a girl mate...or maybe the problem is you've found one but are incappable of wooing set strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you!?"
"the rum is gone!why is the rum gone?"
Jack Sparrow
the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.
Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.
Jack Sparrow
Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!
Sexiest man on the planet
Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane
And lets not forget his eyeliner!
*slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved
But why is the rum gone?
Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for
Now bring me that horizon