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What is Michael Bolton?
1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton - video
Michael Bolton - what is it?
An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with
Michael bolton was amazing in office space
What does "Michael Bolton" mean?
Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'
Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!
Michael Bolton - what does it mean?
No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....
"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"
Michael Bolton - meaning
Rhyming slang to be used when someone from your party has left unexpectedly, especially during a drinking session.
"Where's the other lad gone?!"
"Think he's after Michael Bolton."
Michael Bolton - definition
Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.
Michael Bolton - slang
Transitive Verb; The act of leaving. To go someplace.
I'm Michael Bolton to the Kwik-E-Mart for a barley sandwich.
Michael Bolton
The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.
Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!
Michael Bolton
Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.
also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
Michael Bolton
Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?
THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON