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What is Menopause?
when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more
i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???
Menopause - meme gif
Menopause - video
Menopause - what is it?
When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\
Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time
and or a black Devil
When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)
What does "Menopause" mean?
just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see
Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"
Menopause - what does it mean?
The time in a woman's life when menstrual periods permanently stop
uh...? your grandma is totally menopausal.
Menopause - meaning
Old women can't have no mo' babies.
Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!
Menopause - definition
A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.
She was mean because she was going through menopause.
Menopause - slang
The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.
Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!
Menopause
A process undergone by women in their late 40s to early 50s, involving the cessation of production of estrogen, and the brain chemicals responsible for empathy. Women undergoing menopause will develop an insatiable thirst for wine, but by this need quickly disappears as the process is completed, leaving only a single desire- to speak to the manager.
Menopause is the leading cause for wine mums.
Menopause
Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks
My mom has menopause
Menopause
The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.
Mary had her menopause recently.