Definder - what does the word mean?

What is menopause?

Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks

My mom has menopause

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Menopause - what is it?

The time in a woman's life when menstrual periods permanently stop

uh...? your grandma is totally menopausal.

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What does "menopause" mean?

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

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Menopause - what does it mean?

when a little fish stops in the water

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause

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Menopause - meaning

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

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Menopause - definition

When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\

Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time

and or a black Devil

When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)

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Menopause - slang

just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"

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Menopause

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!

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Menopause

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.

She was mean because she was going through menopause.

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Menopause

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

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