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What is Matheson?

One who does not shred the gnar

Man I hurt my knee. Guess I’ll just have to mark Matheson it today

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Matheson - what is it?

When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.

β€œI’m really sorry I’m late stone!”

β€œIt’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or

I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.

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What does "Matheson" mean?

The state of being chubby.

I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

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Matheson - what does it mean?

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

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Matheson - meaning

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

ein attempted suicide

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Matheson - definition

he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room

matheson get your dick outa your sister

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Matheson - slang

someone who wants 3d chalk for their birthday so they can draw dinosours...they are turning 16.

jace: what do you want for your birthday?
lucy: I want a matheson.

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Matheson

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor

"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"

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