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What is Maloned?Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference. Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning. Maloned - meme gifMaloned - videoMaloned - what is it?verb, past tense- "Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside." What does "Maloned" mean?……………………,-~~--,-----,,_……………………………... Hot Malon and Saria action would kick ass! Maloned - what does it mean?One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur. I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone. Maloned - meaningThe red-haired angel face of the Zelda series <3 Her smile can thaw the ice of any heart Maloned - definitionA red headed girl who appears in Zelda: Ocarina of Time, who lives at Lon Lon Ranch. She teachs Link Epona's song which is her mothers song. She likes horses and likes to sing. She also has a crush on Link! Maloned - slangA cute, kind girl in the Zelda series. Should belong with Link in Ocarina of Time. She looks adorable as a child, but becomes hot in seven years. Malon's so precious, you just have to adore her. MalonedMaloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog. I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect. MalonedWhen an insurance company has to shell out thousands of dollars in renovations due to faucet related damage Nationwide totally got Maloned by Kyle MalonedMaloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else. "Tonya Harding totally Maloned Nancy Kerrigan." |
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