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What is Pittsburgh Steelers?
One of the few teams that commissioner Roger Goodell "kisses ass" for. They always get their own way, and find a way to "scrumble" into post season by cheating and paying their way to get there. Most of Steelers fanbase consists of African Americans who think they know sports, and other variety of thugs.
The Steelers also are a team full of criminals. Thats why they play in a dump town anyways... Might as well throw Casey Anthony in the mix.
Guy 1: Hey who is your favorite team in football?
Guy 2: I like the Pittsburgh Steelers
Guy 1: Wow you really are a piece of shit.
Pittsburgh Steelers - video
Pittsburgh Steelers - what is it?
Super Bowl XL Champions! The Steelers were established as the Pittsburgh Pirates (like the baseball team) in 1933 by Art Rooney. Rooney invested his winning from amateur boxing and betting on horse racing into what would became the league's most legendary team. Changing their name to Steelers in 1941, the team struggled mightily for most of the their first 40 years of existance, despite having some hall of fame players like John Henry Johnson and Bobby Layne. Everything turned around in 1972. Pittsburgh shocked everyone by making the playoffs, but they appered to be destined to an early exit, trailing 7-6 to the Raiders with time running out. But a miracle happened. Hall of fame quarterback Terry Bradshaw threw an errant pass. Runningback Frenchy Fuqua collided with Raiders' cornerback Jack Tatum, the ball bounced up, and landed in the hands of hall of fame runningback Franco Harris. Touchdown. The Immaculate Reception was born. The winning ways would continue with 8 straight playoff berths and 4 Super Bowl championships- Super Bowls IX, X, XIII, and XIV belonged to Pittsburgh. The 1970s teams are considered perhaps the greatest in history with hall of famers like Bradshaw, Harris, receivers John Stallworth and Lynn Swann, defensiveback Mel Blount, linebackers Jack Lambert and Jack Ham, among others. Were up and down in the 1980s with 4 playoff berths, but turned it around when Bill Cowher became coach in 1992, ratling off 6 straight playoff berths, but unfortunatly losing the Super Bowl in 1995. Have made the playoffs 4 times in the last 5 years. Last season, they embarked on an incredible run, winning Super Bowl XL after winning 3 straight road playoff games. This gave young quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, Cowher, and legendary runningback Jerome Bettis their first titles. Pittsburgh's 5 Super Bowls have tied San Francisco and Dallas for the most all time. The Steelers are known for having amazing fans, who often travel to watch their team's road games.
"And in his hometown of Detroit, Jerome Bettis gets to celebrate. There's going to be a party on the streets of Pittsburgh tonight, as the Pittsburgh Steelers have won Super XL for their 5th title!"
What does "Pittsburgh Steelers" mean?
Only team with 6 Super bowls/best team in NFL history. Their home stadium is Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, PA. They are known to have the best defense every year, and are consistently one of the elite teams in the NFL
OUR SIX RINGS BABY!!!!!!!! GO PITTSBURGH STEELERS!!!!!!!
Pittsburgh Steelers - what does it mean?
An NFL team that resides in the ass crack of the Northeast US. City is noted for more people than teeth, more mullets than Mexico, and no jobs. Beastiality and Sodomy were created in Pittsburgh in the 1980s, when the city's job situation went down the crapper, and bandwagon Steeler fans had many losing seasons, so they gave up watching football and took to banging sheep.
Pittsbugh Steelers Men: characterized by either goatee or mustache, drives a Camaro or Pontiac, and does not possess a college education. Would have large mullet plumage, but might get caught in factory equipment. Scent of goat pussy is always on their breath. Pittsburgh Steelers Women: the larger of the two sexes, constantly drunk, louder than the men, plumage from their mullet much more pronounced. Deep smokers voice and multiple tattoos on legs.
Pittsburgh Steelers - meaning
A pair of stained underpants worn on the outside of a homeless man's outfit. They often smell like failure and cheating.
Hines Ward is a bitch ass Pittsburgh Steelers.
Pittsburgh Steelers - definition
A bunch of burly black men who thought it would be a great idea to name a team after a job in which most men are gay, what with working in a steel mill and all. Bill Cowher (when he was still man enough to hang around, without deserting his team like the fum chewing, cap wearing, play stopping faggot he is) couldn't beat the Titans at home a few years back, so he tried to STOP THE PLAY WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING.
"Hey, did you see Bill Cowher cry like a bitch the other night?"
"Yeah, him and the Pittsburgh Steelers suck ass"
Pittsburgh Steelers - slang
A team who's fanbase increased dramatically after they won the superbowl in 2009, ironically. The majority of fans are 13-15 and have no ties with Pittsburgh culture whatsoever.
Ben Roethlisberger, the franchise player/QB, is without a doubt the fattest quarterback in the NFL.
In the 09-10 season, were swept by the Bengals, lost to the Chiefs, and grabbed straws when playing the FUCKING BROWNS.
The only argument Steelers fans have is the superbowl wins, as if it wasn't the biggest bandwagon team to begin with.
"Dude you like the Pittsburgh Steelers? They suck ass this season."
"No way. Manning isn't near as good of a QB as Roethlisberger"
-Chuckle-
Pittsburgh Steelers
A NFL franchise that has a roster loaded with and fans that are unemployed losers, faggots, lesbians, convicts, scumbags, stupid cocksuckers, dumbass bitches, motherless whores, ass pirates, child molesters, toothless square headed hillbillies, and any number of unmentioned retrobates. They like to brag about the last 35 years of their franchise history (except the 80's)but don't mention the first 40 sorry ass years of their existence when they sucked cock and balls like somebody in a hot dog eating contest. They wave a "terrible towel" at games like a bunch of pussy school girls at a pom-pom competition and think it's cool, while the rest of the NFL watches and thinks, "What a bunch of bitch fairies." The only thing they like better than Jack Lambert is jacking off in their mother's face. They only thing they love more than Hines Ward is taking cock in their mouth and ass, balls deep simultaneously (that means at the same time for you dumb fuck Steelers fans). If they didn't have Steelers games to watch their fans would resort back to watching dog fights, cock fights, and watching their father screw their sisters and brothers.
"Hey, yous guys want to go to a Pittsburgh Steelers game?"
"Nah, I'd rather lick the sweat off a faggot's cum encrusted ball sack."
"Yeah, that's what we do after we wave those terrible towels like a bunch of dingleberry munching fairies."
"OK let's go! Sounds better than watching Dad make the two-backed beast with my little brother and sister again."
Pittsburgh Steelers
n. A football team that was formed in Pittsburgh a long time ago. They sucked until the seventies, but then they started using large amounts of steriods. These steroids gave them the ability to win 4 Super Bowls by cheating. Ever since the seventies started, they have been the luckiest team in the NFL for several reasons:
1. The most memorable play in their history was illegal and incredibly lucky.
2. They were barely noticed for their extreme usage of steroids which gave them 4 Super Bowls.
3. They have not won ONE of their 6 Super Bowls fairly, there is some kind of controversy surrounding every one:
'70's: Steroids
'05: Injured Carson Palmer, won because most teams suck without their best player. Manning and Plummer can't play in the playoffs. Refs handed them Super Bowl (The Refs are a common Steelers helper; whenever your favorite team plays the Steelers, it is playing both the Steelers and the Refs).
'08:Would not have won division had it not been for terrible call in game against Ravens, which would have resulted in the Steelers having to play on the road in the playoffs which equals a loss. Also, every team they had to play in the playoffs beat a team that beat the Steelers in the regular season in the previous round.
I'm sure we haven't seen the end of the luckiness in Pittsburgh
Bill: Wow the Patriots are much better than the Steelers, Tom. I am pretty sure they will win today
Tom: I don't know, Bill, you have to remember: the Pittsburgh Steelers always have the refs on their side.
Larry: Wow I can't believe that play John. I mean, the Steelers won the game because Roethlisberger threw the ball forward and it bounced off of Hines Ward into the hands of Santonio Holmes, who fumbled into the arms of Roethlisberger, who illegally threw it forward again, only to be intercepted, but then the defender fumbled it and then Mike Tomlin stepped on the field and picked it up, and then he threw it to a cunt named Richard Simmons, who happened to be wearing a Steelers jersey.
John: Yeah, Larry, the Steelers are so good. Only they would be able to do that.
Pissed off football fan: OF COURSE, FUCKING JOHN, THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FUCKING STEELERS. THEY ARE ALLOWED TO WIN FOOTBALL GAMES BY CONSTANTLY FUCKING CHEATING.
Pittsburgh Steelers
the best damn team in the land....
Big Ben to Hines Ward touchdown Pittsburgh steelers