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What is Malone's?
Completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.
Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Did you see David Robinson get maloned? Fuckin' malownage. Malone just maloned his fucking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.
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Malone's - what is it?
A sexy ass girl, she is very nice and smart, she doesn’t take shit from no one and she is very down to earth and funny. She always stick up for something she believes in and hang out with her friends which are very sexy and laughs a lot but when it come to certain situation she is very serious and helpful but otherwise she will laugh in your face
Yo look at Malon over there
What does "Malone's" mean?
Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
Malone's - what does it mean?
verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law X 100
"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."
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Hot Malon and Saria action would kick ass!
Malone's - definition
One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone.
Malone's - slang
The red-haired angel face of the Zelda series <3
Her smile can thaw the ice of any heart
Malone's
A red headed girl who appears in Zelda: Ocarina of Time, who lives at Lon Lon Ranch. She teachs Link Epona's song which is her mothers song. She likes horses and likes to sing. She also has a crush on Link!
Malone's
A cute, kind girl in the Zelda series. Should belong with Link in Ocarina of Time. She looks adorable as a child, but becomes hot in seven years.
Malon's so precious, you just have to adore her.
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Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.
I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.