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What is Malk?
The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.
I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.
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Malk - video
Malk - what is it?
The state of shock, disbelieve and complete sluttness that a woman feels after being cover in malk (man milk), cum or load in the face.
Look at Maria she looks completely malked. All of her face is cover in malk and she can't stop crying. What a slut.
What does "Malk" mean?
Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.
Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?
Malk - what does it mean?
The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, technicolour yawning, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
when I was sick I Malk-ed on my pillow and woke up with stinky hair...
Malk - meaning
Malk = Man + Talk
A time where you and your bro's can talk about any topic that will never fall onto girl ears
Man 1: We need to have a Malk.
Man 2: Alright
Man 1: I so cheated on my girlfriend last night at the club..
Man 2: Malk?
Man 1: Yes.
Malk - definition
The complete state of cosiness and enjoyment
e.g "I'm all malk now !"
Malk - slang
Man milk.
The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.
Oh my God, that girl yesterday sure loved it when I gave her a mouthful of my warm malk.
I'm so sure that my malk got her pregnant.
Malk
When you ejaculate too hard and some cum comes out after you already came.
Whoa my girl just ate my malk
Malk
Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse
Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!
Malk
Malk is any "milk" that is not from animal sources. Milk from animal sources like Cow or Goat is REAL milk! Milk from plant sources such as soy or almond is "milk" or fake milk or Malk. Milk is nutritious while Malk is far less nutritious. You can't feed malk to a baby, or they'll die of malnutrition. They need Cow's Milk, Formula, Goat's Milk, or their Mom's breast milk. Cheese from non animal sources is Chez while yogurt from non animal sources is yofurt.
Idiot mangina: Look at me! I'm drinking Almond Milk!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!
Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!
Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!