Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Mouse?

Something you use to move around the cursor on the computer screen.

How come theres a ball under my mouse?

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Mouse - video


Mouse - what is it?

A very disturbed and unique state of mind usualy resulting from severe insanity or isolation.
See caffeine, insomnia, squeak (toy), fire, shiney, and sodomy.

He was crazier then mouse.

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What does "Mouse" mean?

A woman's genitals. Exchanged for the slang pussy.

She's got a sweet little mouse on her.

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Mouse - what does it mean?

Another word for the female vagina

I need to shave my mouse, it's getting hairy.

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Mouse - meaning

Adj.- An act of being clever and sneaky.

After observing my friend pickpocketing an unsuspecting victim, I said to him, "Dude, you are so mouse!"

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Mouse - definition

Pussy,cunt,twat,love purse etc. because it is small,cute,furry and you can hold it in your hand.

He's after her mouse.

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Mouse - slang

An intelligent animal that plays a vital role in nature as a pollinator and natural decomposer of plant decay.
Contrary to beliefs, mice are not as dirty or diseased as people claim they are, they merely try to follow what humans do.
A wild mouse will also never bite unless they are in severe distress such as pain.
However mice can be very easily tamed due to their shy but curious behavior.
A mouse also makes a wonderful animal companion for people who know how to care for them.

Example 1: Testing medicine on a mouse isn't only cruel, but it's also misleading, humans suffered multi organ failure after a cancer medicine was falsely misled by animal testing.

Example 2: It's not good to let cats eat mice, they can get really sick.

Example 3: Look at this cute fuzzy mouse, he's so smart he can solve a maze.

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Mouse

An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse

Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*

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Mouse

A swollen facial hematoma commonly suffered by boxers.

The cut-man tried to ice his fighter's mouse but in the end had to use his razor on it.

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Mouse

A title given to a mischievous & sneaky person, an expert thief or pickpocket. Sometimes given to hacker, programmer or prankster.

Also a nickname for someone small and cute.

Stanley "Mouse" the mischievous American artist who repainted the facade at The Box back in highschool.

Mouse the Master Thief, a title believed to be passed on for centuries in Japan. A thief who steal anything after properly alerting authorities of his intentions.

Dr Mikhail was nicknamed "Mouse" back in UK. He may have ADHD.

Mouse is an expert computer programmer who assists in the construction of several training programs in "The Matrix".

Mouse ("Tikus" in Malay), a Malaysian boy known for his ability to sneak pass through anything and anyone. Escaped police custody, trespassed highly restricted areas, caught once in a university control room but escaped from the security interrogation room. Seems to have a knack for challenging authorities.

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