What is MOE?

instead of calling someone by their real name in the dmv you call the “moe”

it’s a nickname you call anyone

*walks into room*

me: was good moe ?
thomas: nun much moe.

MOE - meme gif

MOE - video

MOE - what is it?

Verb
1.)the act of looking up old photos, poetry, letters, AIM conversations, and you tube comments and giggling, pointing, and telling everyone around to look. This can take hours, and it is speculated that moeing is an essential ritual followed by mobax to reflect on that which was known as jaemo.
Some say its something more cosmic. For every minute moeing a taco is born.

Dan-Dude come on, you've been inside all day on the computer. Did you get a subscription to wow?
Mobax-(*type type type giggle*) look at this, joes face is so funny in this photo
Dan-Shes moeing...my god, this is worse than i thought. we better leave her....in peace.

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What does "MOE" mean?

A person who is stupid,slow,retarded,

Damn Wyane is a fucking Moe,moe.

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MOE - what does it mean?

To get clapped, raped/or simply just utterly obliterated.

I'm going to moe moe you if you don't give me my money!

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MOE - meaning

One of much halarity and awsomeness.
Keep in mind all MOE's are created equally.

MOE kicks so much ass I want his babies!

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MOE - definition

MOE: Nickname for a Pittsburgh based swing band, established in 1988 by Jimmy Sapienza, playing mostly in the Eastern United States. With all due respect to the moe. band out of NY State. (and they DO rock!) However. There is another band inspired by and named for the Louis Jordan song entitled "Five Guys Named Moe". This band is officially called, Jimmy Sapienza's Five Guys Named MOE (TM). Singer/Songwriter and Front man, Sapienza, is backed by gifted, blind, jazz men. These highly musical guys communicate via Radar! No sheet music here! World class performers, all. MOE repertoire includes several Louis Jordan songs, plus Louie Prima, Satchmo Armstrong, Sinatra, Martin, and Tony Bennett covers. Sapienza Originals ie: "I Love Pittsburgh" (see this video on youtube), "Short Brunettes" "Critical Condition" 'n' MOE great tunes round out their sets.. MOE is a "Cocktail Nation" type swing dance band that is as tight as a gnats bum streched over a 50 gallon drum! They appear "loose" and "at ease" playing in all types of venues.

Tell everybody that MOE's in town!
We got a dollar forty seven cents, that we're gonna throw down. Now, don't you play us like chumps that's cheap. 'Cause we got 96 cents MOE that we plan to keep!!!

or

Hey Flo! Roscoe! Joe! Let's go see MOE! They put on a fun show!

or

There's a Pittsburgh band with only Four Guys that call themselves Jimmy Sapienza's Five Guys Named MOE! But you all can just call 'em MOE for short!

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