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What is Satchmo?
The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.
This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"
You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!
OR
The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"
Satchmo - meme gif
Satchmo - video
Satchmo - what is it?
The politically-correct way of insulting multiple persons implying that the insultee(s) are morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser(s) with personalities to match.
Person 1: "You see that table of people from highschool over there?"
You: "Yea, what a bunch of Satchmoes."
What does "Satchmo" mean?
n. An informal term for the sasquatch
woah, I almost saw the satchmo!
Really? (dies)
Satchmo - what does it mean?
1. a bad ass trumphet player
2 or a benjiman for more detail see hippiehut
1. whoa check out that bad mofo rock that trumphet
2. benjiman hurry up and piss u shit head, tree fuckin, satchmo
Satchmo - meaning
while he plays your pussy like a trumpet and fingers your asshole until you cum so hard you start scatting
Girrrrrrllllll , last night he gave the Satchmo so good I felt like Ella Fitzgerald!!
Satchmo - definition
The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.
Steve: "Are you still with Jen?"
Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa."
**See also Satchmoes
Satchmo - slang
An awesome guy with the best sense of humour and a smile to light up the world. He always has a good sense of style and smells amazing. He’ll make your heart skip a beat when you get a text or call no matter how small the message is. His talent is giving you butterflies and making you feel special and if you’re having a bad day you can always turn to satchmo for a laugh. If you’re ever lucky enough to get to know this guy you’re absolutely blessed, never let him go. He’s gr8 in bed, especially the making u look like a satchmo.
Hey, Where’s Satchmo ?
I miss Satchmo.
Satchmo
v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis
"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."
Satchmo
While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo.
Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo.
Satchmo
a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"
We need to watch out for the satchmo!
What, the trumpet player?