Definder - what does the word mean?

What is METRIC?

metric: ur anti-establishment, anti-gov and conspiracy theory loving tool the opposite of standard tools hence the name metric

also see anarchist

John : dude my kid brother thinks the moon landing is a conspiracy
Ken : *sigh* him and his conspiracy's hes so metric

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METRIC - what is it?

A modifier meaning "even more than"

Most commonly used with buttload, assload, or shitload.

The modifier 'metric' has been co-opted from the term 'metric ton,' which is 205 pounds more than a 'ton.'

So, an 'assload' is a lot, but a 'metric assload' is even more.

A pipe broke, and now there's a metric buttload of water in my basement!

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What does "METRIC" mean?

An amazing Canadian band. The lead singer is Emily Haines who also does come vocals for Stars and Broken Social Scene.

They can be found at www.ilovemetric.com

"Last night I saw Metric, and I danced my ass off!"

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METRIC - what does it mean?

Call center slang. This word encompasses the statistics that are taken on call center agents to determine their worth. Usually includes average handle time (AHT), wrap, hold time and a few other basic metrics as well as a few 'spin' metrics added by the client to give the client a feeling of control.

They said Rob got canned because of poor metrics, but we all know the real reason.

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METRIC - meaning

Chill, euphoric, awesome. Better than the usual. Something similar to the feeling of an awesome rave.

Probably drawn from the idea that the metric system is "better" than other systems.

A$AP Rocky: How was that young party last night?

Lil Wayne: Yo dawggg, that shit was metric AF.

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METRIC - definition

1. A system of measurement that makes more sense, is easier to comprehend and is standardized such that it is awesome to use.
2. An adjective that describes something as making more sense, better, and/or more awesome than any other possibility.

Did you see me get a hole in one? METRIC!!

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METRIC - slang

A kickass Canadian Indie band. Emily Haines (the lead singer) redefines awesome. Finally, the Canadians made something Americans will love.

Randy: "I just bought Metric's newest album. I love it."
Paul: "Yea, they suck! Listen to some good music like Green Day, John Mayer, or Linkin Park!"

Randy then proceeds to push Paul's lifeless body into the Hudson.

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METRIC

Horrible band consisting of a bunch of retards. 60% of the reason they suck
is because they suck dicks on the side to pay rent, the other 40% is that they're Canadian. Not saying all Canadians suck, just the semi-sucessful ones.

Char: Oh my god! Metric rocked!
Ben: No, Metric is gay, besides, I hear they suck live.

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METRIC

A) The metric system; a system used to measure/weigh things.

B) A Canadian indie band.

A) That truck weighs 1 metric tonne.

B) Metric's CD kick butt!

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METRIC

A female of gargantuan size.

A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.

Originates from the term β€œMetric tonne”

β€œShe’s a bit of a metric”
β€œI know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
β€œEd saw metric and got an erection”

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