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What is John Mayer?1. A writer and singer of some of the worst pop dreck known to man. John Mayer's Room for squares is utter shit, but the songs on Try! stomp anything I've heard lately. Go figure. John Mayer - videoJohn Mayer - what is it?Or Mayer for short. This is another name for Douche, a guy who doesn't know a good thing when he has it. Shallow, selfish, and narcissistic. Lord, help the poor girl who wastes her time imagining this guy thinks beyond the length of Johnson, which is usually shorter than average and his prematurity matches his immaturity; as evidenced by how he would brag to world about his conquests. He should thank his lucky stars that the women, who are for numerous reasons, to good for him, don't return the favor and blast about how utterly, sexually and in all other ways, disappointing he is. Dushe: "yeah, I like to flip it, smack it, rub it down" What does "John Mayer" mean?My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow John Mayer - what does it mean?To screw something up Example 1: John Mayer - meaningJohn Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares." Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?! John Mayer - definitionAnother term for jackass or dipshit John Mayer is a jackass and a dipshit. John Mayer - slangThe epitome of a dickless faggot. Man, Boy George is such a John Mayer. John MayerJohn Mayer is a small artist known for traumatizing a 19 year old girl when he was 32. The 19 year old girl just happened to be one of the biggest artists of our time, Taylor Swift. The term John Mayer is used to describe a male with tendency of grooming young girls. βHe likes that little girl, what a John Mayerβ John MayerLong were the nights when my days once revolved around you swiftie: ughhh john mayerβs a dick John MayerJohn Mayer is a controversial artist known for being a douche from 2002-2013. However, once he realized what a douche he was and moved out to Montana and away from Hollywood, the man finally focused on the music and the meaning rather than the ladies and the swooning. His three latest albums are works of art and heβs trying to be a better person. In 2019, it is safe to say heβs now a hilarious and nice dude (at least as he appears to the public). Catch him on Instagram live or on tour, seems like heβs always doing one of the two. Person1: βI hate John Mayer because his music is overplayed and heβs pretty gross. Iβm sick of hearing βwaiting on the world to changeββ |
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