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What is Lil Wayne?
A Rapper from New Orleans (probley not from new orleans, just says that to get respect) that is a "blood member"(once again, just says that for respect). He sounds like he raps while holding his nose and every once in a while raps like he's crying (duffle bag boy, Prostitute) always ends his song with YOUNG MULLLAAA BABBYY, even though there are like 15 other members, he is the only one that brags about it. He started going rock but sucks at it and realizes it so he keeps pushing back his Rock CD. He lets out a song every day and a mixtape every week. He's ugly as fuck but brags about getting hoes in his songs, and he wines with autotune when he runs out of lyrics so you dont know what hes saying. He makes out with birdman, "plays the guitar", Remixes every song out, Uses punchlines that 4 years olds say, and cant think of any thing but his last name to call his CDs
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....................and yet i'm still a fan, wow
Lil Wayne Lyrics Guidelines.........
(lighter noice, and then him lighting a blunt noice)
I'm so (word for cool) like (person that is cool)
She says i'm (word for sexy) like (somthing thats sexy)
...yeaaaaaa...(in a winey, autotone voice)
I smoke that (word for weed) like a (type of plant)
I get (either the word-money, hoes, or head) like (whatever the fuck he comes up with)
......young mula babbbyyyy
if you've heard one lil wayne song, you've (unfortunatley) heeard em all
Lil Wayne - video
Lil Wayne - what is it?
A complete garbage wannabe rapper. Basically all his followers are rich white pimple-covered 14-year-olds who wear tilted baseball caps and think they're ghetto or something. The only reason these snots like him is because he has tattoos and wears dreadlocks > AUTOMATICALLY GOOD RAPPER!!!1
No. Doesn't work like that. Basically all of his songs consist of him droning on about all his cash and using at least five weak metaphors per line, which he apparently thinks is being creative. His pathetic attempt at rock music failed and was panned by everyone. I hope he stays locked up so I don't have to hear that shit on the radio anymore.
You want real rap? Listen to the legends, the originals that made rap, like Jay, Nas, Game, Tupac, Biggie, Dre, Mos Def, Eazy, Ice Cube etc etc. Throw away Wayne's trash.
You think he's ghetto? The fool was in a gifted program in his elementary school and joined the drama club. What kind of gangsta does that?
Rich white kid living in the suburbs: Yo homie what's crackalackin? I b listenin to sum mad shit from weezy yo!
Me: Take off your stupid Dodgers cap you bought at Walmart and shut the fuck up. Lil Wayne is singlehandedly killing hip-hop.
RWKLITS: Yo man why u b hatiiiiiiiiinnnn??? yall know weezy is da greatest rapper alive!!!1
Me: Ah, you must not have heard of Jay-Z, Game, Dr. Dre, or Nas, then.
Kid: y u hateeee??///?? u sucha hataaaaa!!!! weezy is king!!
Me: *sigh*
What does "Lil Wayne" mean?
1.The most overrated rapper ever. Fake as shit. He sounds like a fag. I get pissed off anytime someone talks about Lil Wayne or turn on one of his songs. He really isnt that good, i dont see why erbody likes him.
2.The rapper of choice for most preppy kids b/c they only listen to rap thats on the radio.
1. This new Lil Wayne album is garbage, no true rap fan would listen to this, lets listen to The Documentary by The Game.
2. Person 1: Those kids that just left the Abercrombie and Fitch are listening to some Lil Wayne.
Person 2: What a buncha fags.
Lil Wayne - what does it mean?
Known for his lacklusture flow, nursery rhymes and confusing similies with metaphors and punchlines. Labelled himself as "The Best Rapper Alive" prior to admitting that he "Couldn't fuck with em", referring to fellow rapper Eminem, thus contradicting his statement. Has yet to emerge victorious from a hip hop feud, e.g. Jay Z, whom Wayne took several shots at, before being destroyed in one subliminal verse by Jay on TI's 'Watch What You Say To Me'. Wayne is rightly acknowledge by those educated in the art/culture of Hip Hop as being one of the main villains behind Hip Hop's downfall. His sexuality has also come into question, this following him passionately kissing his "Daddy" Bryan "Baby" Williams on the lips.
Lil Wayne's nonsensical verse on Kanye's West's Barry Bonds:
Yeah, I'm so bright not shady
My teeth and my ice so white like Shady
Ice in my teeth so refrigerated
I'm so fuckin +Good+ like I'm sleepin with Meagan
I'm all about my Franklins, Lincolns and Reagans
Whenever they make them, I shall "hayve" them
Oops I meant have them, I'm so crazy
But if you play crazy you'll be sleepin with daisies
I'm such a "hayvoc" – oops I meant havoc
And my drink's still pinker than the Easter rabbit
And I'm still Cole like Keyshia's family
Stove on my waist turn beef to patties
And I ate it cause I'm so at it
And I don't front and I don't go backwards
And I don't practice, and I don't lack shit
And you can get Barry, suck my bat bitch
Lil Wayne - meaning
The reason why I lost faith in the generation im growing up in. He is the most overrated rapper in the game right now. I mean come on guys a 2 year old could spit better than him. He is such a wannabe blood and he kissed his dad, also he shot himself in the chest on accident. He's a good role model (sarcasm). Yet he thinks he's the best rapper alive when he's NOT. Listen to legends like 2pac, biggie, eminem, nas, rakim, snoop dogg, dr.dre, ice cube, eazy e, and jay-z.
Heres my list and go ahead and call me a hater.
1. Eminem
2. Tupac
3. Biggie
4. Rakim
5. Nas
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67462592. Soulja Boy
67462593. Flo Rida
67462594. Lil Wayne
*Nas and Lil Wayne in a rap battle*
Smart people: Nas! Nas! Nas!
Idiots: Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!
Host: Aight, Aight, calm down, now lets hear it for my homie nas! DJ spin that shit.
*Nas does a freestyle and murders wayne*
Crowd: Ohhhhhh!
Host: Aight, Aight, now lets hear lil wayne! DJ spin that shit!
Lil Wayne: Um, uh, yo, yo, Your mom licked me like a lollipop, damn what rhymes with lollipop?
Crowd: Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!
Lil Wayne: umm, *chokes from nervousness*
Host: Ohhhhhh!!!! Lil Wayne just choked, Nas wins!
Lil Wayne - definition
The whole reason why hip-hop is dead
Person 1: Yo man did you hear that ill track by Lil Wayne "prom queen"?
Person 2: Bitch... SHUT THE FUCK UP and go listen to 1990's rap
Lil Wayne - slang
a synonym for terrible, awful, and fake
This chicken is gross. It's so Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne
Something the music industry created to appeal to upper-middle class, 14-year-old wiggers.
Lil Wayne fucking sucks.
Lil Wayne
Some dude who got his name from his doctor when he went to go get his physical.
Doctor: I will need to check your genitals for hernias. Please remove your pants.
Lil Wayne:*removes pants*
Doctor: You must be Lil Wayne.
Lil Wayne
A rapper who sounds mentally challenged when rapping. aka the man who will destroy rap
lil wayne sounds like he is having a siezure every time he raps