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What is LumberJack?Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas. That lumberjack will pwn j00 easy! LumberJack - meme gifLumberJack - videoLumberJack - what is it?A heinously unattractive individual, usually a woman, who is so repulsive that they have garnered a title literally defined as "one who makes wood go down" in that they have the power to instantly deflate erections. Guy #1: "What do you think of Linda?" What does "LumberJack" mean?A girl that is so disgusting, that she makes you lose a boner. she "cuts down your wood". "Did you see Kara last night? She was such a lumberjack!" LumberJack - what does it mean?A red and black flanel jacket, coat, or shirt popular in the 80s and 90s. Actual lumberjacks wear these often. Way back when I had the red and black lumberjack, with the hat to match. LumberJack - meaningThe lumberjack is an exciting sexual maneuver which should be only attempted by professionals. "Why is Nancy wearing a neck brace at work today?" asked coworker Anne. LumberJack - definitionWhen two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree. My buddy and me flipped a coin for positioning during the lumberjack. LumberJack - slangTo fuck over an entire fanbase by writing, producing, and airing a television series finale episode so poor that even a union of hookers think it sucks more than they do. Named after the surprise regarding protagonist Dexter Morgan's fate at the end of the series finale of television show Dexter. I was eagerly anticipating a fantastic conclusion to this series...but I got lumberjacked. We all got lumberjacked. LumberJackThe practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll. "Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!" LumberJackEuphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet. Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet? LumberJackWhen someone prevents you from getting an erection, or does something that completely turns you off. Bro1: " Dude, last night my roommate walked in on my girlfriend and I making out. The date was ruined and now my girlfriend is afraid of my roommate walking in on us." |
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