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What is Lorde?
The difference between your opinion and Lorde is that people actually listen to Lorde
"I think..."
"Shut up I'm listening to Lorde"
Lorde - meme gif
Lorde - video
Lorde - what is it?
Lorde is a teen singer from New Zealand who debuted her single "Royals"
Her album, "Pure Heroine" is flawless and her songs are not predictable, she actually has song writing talent, and her work does not revolve around songs about clubs,heavy drinking, drugs, or anything else that pop cultire has managed to make look "okay" and "cool".
Oh we'll never be Royals. That kinda Lux just aint for us. We crave a different kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler, you can call me Queen Bee. Baby I'll rule, let me live that fantasy.
-Lorde's "Royals"
What does "Lorde" mean?
Lorde is a very talented singer/songwriter from New Zealand. This girl is 17 and has won a total of 19 awards. Her full name is Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'connor. Lorde is said to have criticized many people but that is not true. She has said things, but the media twisted the words to make it look bad. She is very kind as well. Ella has donated money from her EP "the love club" to disaster relief. She actually cares about people. Unlike many other celebrities that are only in it for the money. Lorde considers herself a feminist. And in this world, there is not enough of people like her. People, that are sweet, caring, and helpful to have. Ella is a true queen bee.
Person 1: Have you heard about that girl Lorde?
Person 2: Ya. She's quite amazing isn't she?
Person 1: Yes. And her album, Pure Heroine, is great!
Person 1: I agree.
Lorde - what does it mean?
A unit of measurement equal to 65"/165 cm, or about 9.3 bananas (for scale). The Lorde as a non-SI unit of measure came about as a result of her hit song, "Royals", in which the singer specifically requests she become a scale for measuring objects ("Let me be your ruler").
Guy 1: I'm not a big fan of tall girls.
Guy 2: What are you talking about? She's barely even 1.1 Lordes.
Lorde - meaning
A 45-year-old male geologist from South Park, Colorado, who understands his daughter.
Her music is inspired by feelings of acceptance and days of the week.
Reporter: Who is she?
Lorde: Ya, ya, ya, I am Lorde, ya, ya, ya.
Lorde - definition
The act of becoming famous overnight and abusing the fuck out of it by claiming fantasies of random words you put in a poem/song of stuff you never had but could have now cuz you're super rich, cuz your song got number 1. in hurcules terms: Zero to hero, just like that.
crowd: LOOK ITS LORDE!!!!!
lorde: (introducing herself on stage) Hi im lorde, i dance funny while i sing and i have pubic hair all over my head :> lets make do with some random singymajigs i have wroted with my poetic brainz
crowd: if this is what pop is now WE LOVE IT!!!!
pop: {slaps forehead}
Lorde - slang
an 18 year old singer-songwriter from New Zealand who is a slaystress
LORDE STOP SLAYING MY LIFE
Lorde
One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.
Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.
Lorde
Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.
person 1: Hey, have you listened to Lorde's new album?
person 2: not yet!
peron 1: you need to.
Lorde
A geologist from south park colorado
I am lorde ya ya ya