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What is colorado?
A state which is (or was) the home to the kids responsible to Columbine, the Ramsey family, Alfred Packerd the cannibal, and Focus on the Family. A state where you are either from a big city but you have SAD and your doctor told you to move, a yuppie who read an article about how great Denver is for business or kids, a New Ager who wants to be in Boulder with your crystals, a religious wacko, a farmer, a suburbanite, a collegekid, or training with the Air Force. No wonder so many people end up having illegal affairs here or killing people.
I'm in Colorado now, fun.
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Colorado - what is it?
a state where big trucks and horses can roam free. a place where everyone in suburbia wishes that they were on the east coast. a place where the only people who appreciate the true colorado beauty are tree huggers, pot smokers, and adventurists. and a place that has endless entertainment possiblities for the overly spontanious.
"what do you wanna do?"
"i dunno,wanna go fourwheeling?"
"ok, then we can all just camp there."
"Ya, and we should get waisted and chase fish down the river."
What does "colorado" mean?
State in the U.S. founded in 1876 located in the Rocky Mountain region. Denver is it's capitol.
Colorado... brown... synonyms?
Colorado - what does it mean?
A sexual experience consisting of 10 or more orgasms that peak like the Rocky Mountains.
My booty-call provides me with many orgasms.
"Today, I am feeling randy and hoping to receive a Colorado"
Colorado - meaning
home of the chillest city in America, Boulder. In fact, if Boulder had an ocean, or large body of water, it would be the greatest city in America. Colorado is home to the smartest city in America, also Boulder, with the most PhD's per capita, but also the most marijuana use per capita. CO has the best snow, and sexy mountains. mountains > ocean anyway. hardly anything to do at an ocean; surf, swim, walk on hot sand, boat, do marine biology research.
Colorado is wicked, mostly because of Boulder.
Colorado - definition
You know you're from Colorado when
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You have gone to school with a foot of snow on the ground and gotten out of classes and gone tanning… all in the same day!
You drink Celestial Seasonings and know it originated in Colorado!
Thunder has set off your car alarm.
You are the third car to run a red light after it has changed…unless you’re in Boulder where they have those camera things :S
You personally wouldn't pay $10 per head to drive up Pikes Peak unless it was the only mountain on earth, but you tell all our house-guests to do it.
You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.
You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.
ok, so i stole it from the facbook group "bitch please...I"m from colorado." but they explained better than i could or better than all these other ppl.....
Colorado - slang
a place that is the most entertaining state in the history of the world and you say people wanna leave... but the high school kids who go out of state for college transfer back because its THAT good.
I am transfering back to colorado because the east coast is now as relaxed nor entertaining
Colorado
The tightest state in the west U.S.
Best sking in the world. Hey Mike- whad do u do for fun in Nebraska? Husk Corn?
I gonna ski in Colorado, where the powdas fresh
Colorado
The mountains are purple, the bud is bright green.
What else is there?
Let's go to Red Rocks and smoke some doob.
Colorado
A place of vast beauty. Where you can drink tap water and breath the air (thanks atmosphere) People native to colorado know that there is never bordom if you are with the right people(there are a lot of cool people),and know the right places. Many people who move here love this place as if they are natives because they realize the benefits and how welcoming we are in this state. The only people who make me mad are people who move from texas and put down Colorado acting like nothing is good enough. I get that people are proud of where they originate from thats why I am writing this. All I am saying is if you like where your from and have no respect for where you are, go back there. You will be better off, and No one will miss you here.
"wow colorado is the dopest!!!"