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What is Lochte?
An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.
Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"
Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.
Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.
Lochte - meme gif
Lochte - video
Lochte - what is it?
Peeing in a pool. Inspired by US Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte (pronounced Lock-tee) admitting to doing as such in the warm up pool at the London Olympics.
Other forms can also be:
*Pull a Lochte
*Pulled a Lochte
Example 1: Mark: I'd better not catch any of you Pulling a Lochte!
Example 2: Sarah: I have to go to the bathroom, but I'm too lazy to get out of the pool.
Jeff: Just do what I did - Pull a Lochte.
Example 3: Alice: Don't swim over here! I just Pulled a Lochte!
What does "Lochte" mean?
one of the hottest u.s swimmers to ever live.
taylor: did you see michael phelps swim last night?
steph: no i was too busy watching ryan lochte on the sidelines.
Lochte - what does it mean?
What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"
P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!
Lochte - meaning
To purposely show a person a picture of your dick because you think you (and your dick) are the shit
I asked my friend Ryan for his phone, but when I opened it up, the background was his dick! He totally lochted me!
Lochte - definition
to totally bail on someone who is expecting you to show.
Fucking Matt! He said he would be here but I bet he totally pulls a lochte.
Lochte - slang
A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.
"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."
Lochte
to make outrageous claims; to lie tremendously.
"and then they said get down and I was like whatever". So basically nothing like that happened. Dude you're such a fucking lochte!
Lochte
To destroy a restroom and then claim to be a victim.
Jocelyn went in the bathroom and Lochted it up!
Lochte
The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass
Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio