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What is Litchfield?
1. n.
- a small, puritan village in Northwestern Connecticut.
- Settled in 1721, the town grew with separatist efficiency, becoming the county seat in 1774. Today, Litchfield covers approximately 53 square miles.
- Features include The Forman School, Derwin Outfitters, Stop n Shop, Bozak Resort & Spa, Vacuum Repair Shop, and little else of interest.
(Origin: British; Old English- liche/lich: a corpse.)
2. n.
- A small town in the Northwestern hills of Connecticut where lost souls remain in purgatory.
3. n.
- The waiting room and reception area for hell.
Missy: Don't do that, unless you want to spend all of eternity burning in the fires of Litchfield, CT.
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Litchfield - what is it?
the act of having sex with someone really quickly and awfully, aka rabbit sex
Did you and Ian have sex?
Yeah.. but he totally litchfielded me
What does "Litchfield" mean?
pretty, preppy little town in connecticut. filled with upper middle class, xenophobic families who have trouble accepting anyone who they didnt go to daycare with. the parents are typically pretentious, judgemental assholes and the kids are socially awkward. girls can usually be seen wearing hollister and abercrombie and weigh about two pounds. the boys are significantly less attractive but wear the same tacky fashions. everyone hear bitches about how much their life sucks, which in a way it does, because there is legitimately nothing to do here. on occasion something REALLY exciting happens, like a girl almost gets abducted, or someone does drugs, but usually everyone sits around in their antique houses, being swallowed up by their boredom. although this may look lik e the perfect place to raise a family, do not move here unless you want a child so boring they have to make an effort to keep from drooling all over their size zero hollister shirt.
"oh look, litchfields such a cute little town."
"yeah but have you been to bantam?"
Litchfield - what does it mean?
n. Where/When nothing is going on.
v. (litchfielding) Doing nothing because nothing is going on.
n. This is Litchfield right now.
v. I hate Litchfielding because nobody ever wants to host.
Litchfield - meaning
Astonishingly beautiful, absolutely definitive Connecticut small town. Like most great Connecticut towns, has a "Green", and unlike most, the Green is still the center of town. Manages to be both richer than anyone you know, but still unpretentious -- and unlike some towns, doesn't rely on overaggressive policing to maintain it. To wit: I and several of my friends once romped around on the Green for two hours, circa 2-4am, and not only didn't get tossed out (or worse, tossed into a police cruiser), but we didn't see another soul. Also -- although this goes back ten, fifteen years -- the "Town Restaurant" (I think that used to be its actual name!) serves a fantastic hamburger in a classic pub/tavern setting. No, there's not much "to do" in Litchfield, but if you want to experience Connecticut....its one of our proudest examples. This is what you think of when you think "Connecticut".
''To save the daughter of Prince Floopaloo, you must go and seek out the dreaded Litch!''
''Where can I find this fiend?''
''Why, in Litchfield, of course!''
Litchfield - definition
The most boring small town in central Minnesota. Possibly the only boring town in all of Minnesota. Everyone seems to be either uneducated farmers or high school drop-outs. Many people that are born there never leave, and all inhabitants tend to be related to each other in one way or another. If you are looking for a nice family-friendly small town to raise your children in, I would advise you not to move there.
Litchfield is like an infectious wart growing on the otherwise flawless lands of Minnesota.
Litchfield - slang
To finger someone when they are drunk and asleep in such a way that they think they only dreamed the whole incident
"Hey Candy, last night I think i copped a Litchfield, I thought it was a dream but I found a massive hole in my underwear"
Litchfield
The most fucking boreing place on earth! Small town in the middle of Connecticut. the worst place to raise a family! there is zero diversity! Crime rate of, like, negative three.
I wish I lived anywhere but Litchfield.
Litchfield
A town a lil left of east bumfuck where nobody has anything better to do than fuck off. Stuck in between Manchester and Nashua so no one knows where it is
Where's Litchfield? Is that near Manchester?
Litchfield
An abnormally large penis, generally found on those believed not to have one. Occasionally hangs slightly to the left.
Quit flicking my Litchfield.