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What is abducted?
The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.
His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.
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Abducted - what is it?
The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
What does "abducted" mean?
The use of influence, guilt trips and essentially any other spoken or emotional trigger to get a person to a location they would otherwise not voluntarily go to.
I used a bit of passive abduction to get Fred to my meeting.
Abducted - what does it mean?
A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.
Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.
Abducted - meaning
To kidnap or carry a person away by force, used in sex play.
Although Lana had no desire to truly be kidnapped, she had one hell of an abduction fetish.
Abducted - definition
person 1: did you hear about the abductions happening here?
person 2: you mean the 10+ surprise adoptions? yeah.
Abducted - slang
Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.
The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.
a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."
b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.
2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!
6 others in the bar: Me too!
Abducted
1. To carry off by force; kidnap.
2. Physiology To draw away from the midline of the body or from an adjacent part or limb.
some one abducted a child
some one abducted a child
Abducted
When a woman is so attractive that you'd consider risking prison time for kidnapping her.
Ken: Did you see that new girl at work today? She's so fine I almost threw her into my trunk!
Mike: Oh my god I know! That girl is so abductable!
Abducted
To get drunk and not remember anything from the night before. Or to also get drunk and have some bizzare shizz happen to you when clearly is not believable because you were "Abducted" (drunk) during the moment it had happened.
You -> Dammmn you wont believe what happened last night
Friend-> wassup
You -> well the night started off with some admiral nelsons but we went out yo and swear some dude came up to us askin for chicken sandwiches...fo free!!
Friend-> No dude, i think that admiral nelsons abducted your ass boooyyy!!!