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What is Lingerie?
a class of women's garments with unecessary and mind-boggling fasteners and straps that act as puzzling impediment to engaging in coitus.
"Can you puh-leaze just undo this piece of lingerie yourself?"
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Lingerie - video
Lingerie - what is it?
A somewhat pointless, yet amazingly sexy undergarment usually worn by women to arouse and excite men. The reason for it being pointless is beacuse if the situation calls for lingerie, a stained and oversized t-shirt will excite men just as much, because neither will be staying on for an extended period of time. Lingerie may take the form of thongs, garter belts, bras, and other lacey things...
"She looked great in that lingerie...but as I recall, she looks just as good in my t-shirt when the mood is right."
What does "Lingerie" mean?
Lingerie is a term, derived from the French language, for women's undergarments. These garments are heavily eroticised in American culture.
Often Lingerie is best in appearance on trim and fit females, not big fat porkers.
Lingerie can be in the form of bras, panties (including various forms such as thongs, g-strings, etc.), stockings, teddies, garterbelts, babydolls, corsets, etc.
Can be a fetish of some perversional people.
She looked great in her sexy lingerie before I had sex with her.
Lingerie - what does it mean?
women's underwear and nightclothes. They also use this term in the movie mean girls.
Halloween is the one night a year a girl and dress like a total slut, and nobody can say anything about it. And the hardcore girls, just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.
Lingerie - meaning
Lingerie is a term for women's fashion undergarments.
It is usually made of Lycra, nylon, polyester, satin, lace and/or silk.
Some lingerie doubles as outerwear.
Lingerie includes:
* Babydoll
* Basque
* Bedjacket
* Blanket sleeper
* Bloomers
* Bodystocking
* Bodysuit
* Bodice
* Boy shorts
* Brassiere
* Bustier
* Camisole
* Camiknickers
* Cami Shorts
* Cheeky
* Chemise
* Corset
* Corselet
* Drawers
* French maid
* G-String/Thong
* Garter
* Garter belt
* Girdle
* Granny panties
* Hosiery
* Jersey nightshirt
* Knickers
* Leotard
* Merry widow
* Naughty & Nice
* Negligee
* Nightgown or Nightie
* Nightshirt
* Panties
* Peignoir
* Petticoat
* Pettipants
* Robe
* Slip
* Spanky-Pants
* Stockings
* Stringbody
* Suspender belt
* Tanga
* Tap Pants
* Teddy
* Undergarment
* Unitard
Tila Tequila wears the best lingerie.
Lingerie - definition
Pronunciation: Linger-"E".
Verb: to use a word incorrectly, through misspelling or mispronunciation, in a way that makes the sentence hilarious, and the speaker look foolish.
Origin Myth:
A student read the french word "Lingerie", and asked his friends out loud, "Hey guys, what's lingery?"
A: "By doing that, you've now set a president for the future"
B: "Oh man, you totally lingeried, you mean precedent"
A: "Hey guys, what's a pav-a-lon?"
B: "You mean pavilion? Lingery much?"
A: "You totally have a stye, S-Y-E"
B: "I would say you lingeried, but I'm not even sure if that describes what just happened"
Lingerie - slang
A popular type of undergarment that are most commonly worn by women, but can be worn by anyone.
Lingerie was sexualized by Americans in the 19th and 20th centuries, although it originally only referred to nonsexual women’s undergarments, such as the corset and petticoats.
Man 1: Last night, my dear wife and I attempted more erotic coitus by having her put on lingerie.
Man 2: What an interesting concept, my wife and I prefer doing The Texas Shooter.
Lingerie
Attractive women's undergarment's used to turn guy's on before sex
Chad : Hey Michelle do you mind if I come over to your place this weekend the wifey and brats are visiting her grandma and I hate to sleep alone?
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!
Lingerie
1. A kind of clothing that is more expensive when less material is used.
2. Clothes that are put on with the whole purpose and intention of taking off.
She put on the lingerie hoping to appear enticing, though any guy at the party would have had rather seen her appear au nautural.
Lingerie
A women's undergarment used to make a girl look sexy and turn on men
Kiersten : Hey Jake like my new Lingerie?
Jake : O God Damn! Your making my dick is so hard !
Kiersten : How about you rub it on my silky Lingerie?
Jake : O that would be great then I can cum all over you!
Kiersten : I would rather you cum inside me!
Jake : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten I'm going to borrow some of your Lingerie I wanna look sexy for Chad tonight!
Jake : What The Fuck!
Kiersten : Don't worry i'll call the cops!
Steve : By the way you look super sexy in that Lingerie my dick is growing!