Definder - what does the word mean?

What is impediment?

a disorder short people have

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.

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Impediment - what is it?

Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.

Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)

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What does "impediment" mean?

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

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Impediment - what does it mean?

A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.

Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .

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Impediment - meaning

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.

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Impediment - definition

An Italian with no hands.

My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him.

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Impediment - slang

Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.

Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!

Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.

Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.

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Impediment

the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female

I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone

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Impediment

That idiot Redditor who uses UD as a source

That /r/impediment guy sure is dumb for using UD as a source

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Impediment

Obstruction

The impediment is manifested.

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