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What is Lincoln Logging?
A fantastic toy. Has been in existance for at least 50 years. Vaguely reminiscent of Legos, but made of wood instead of the cheap, brightly-colored plastic that so dominates the toy market today. These pieces of wood were round, and maybe a foot long, and were notched, such that you could build a real log cabin, but one that would fit in a corner of your room. All you had to do was make a square with 4 logs and line up the little notches, with the left and right sides under the top and bottom sides (or the other way around). Then add two more logs. And two more. Repeat until your cabin was as tall as you wanted it to be. A very simple process, but it was really cool. It also had some sort of a roof, though I don't remember exactly how that worked; I just remember the roof was green.
Lincoln Logs were classic.
Lincoln Logging - video
Lincoln Logging - what is it?
big old turds, so solid you could stack them.
What does "Lincoln Logging" mean?
When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.
My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.
Lincoln Logging - what does it mean?
A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.
I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!
Lincoln Logging - meaning
The beaded turds that hurt to push out and remind you of something you found in your Mom's dresser once
I ripped a lincoln log recently and it almost tore up my butthole!
Lincoln Logging - definition
Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.
Lincoln Logging - slang
No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t.p.) can plug the toilet. if the toilet doesnt plug then it's not a Lincoln Log. Officially it has to be one of those high pressure flushing public bathroom toilets for it to be a real Lincoln Log. You know, those toilets that flush with the sound of a jet taking off. Ever since my good friend Big Head Ed introduced eating regular fiber in his diet nobody has been able to create real Lincoln Logs, so out of traditional honour the standard has dropped to any type of toilet. And please people, lets capitalize the words Lincoln Log. Show some respect for its glory!
Mike: "AH! Yuck, somebody passed a smelly ol' Lincoln Log in this public washroom!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell"
Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!"
Lincoln Logging
When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.
Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.
Lincoln Logging
When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.
I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.
Lincoln Logging
The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.
Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night
Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!