What is sided?

a gay man who does not partake in anal-penetrative sex; a gay man who enjoys all aspects of intercourse with the exception of anal penetration

Sam: I really like Josh, I think I want to go all the way with him.
Nick: Good luck, Josh is a total side.

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Sided - what is it?

A homosexual male who does not enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).

Gay man 1: So, are you a top or a bottom?
Gay man 2: Actually, I’m just a side.

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What does "sided" mean?

taking a dump while someone else is taking a dump in the stall beside you

Chris & Ron joined each other for another side-by-side after lunch.

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Sided - what does it mean?

Term for a double-barreled shotgun with the barrels placed side by side instead of on top of each other. Typical shotgun for hunting small game.

yo check out this side-by-side!

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Sided - meaning

When a girl gets in a car with a bunch of boys and makes out with the guys one by one in a side by side pattern until the end.

" Hey Mary... wanna come play side by side?"

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Sided - definition

To have two sets of genitals/buttocks placed, artificially or naturally beside each other on ones person. In the case of genitals, the type of genitals is irrelevant, both male and female genitalia can be combined to achieve a Side by Side . In The case of buttocks, number of cheeks is limited to three or four, anymore is an abomination.

"After the surgery, ill have myself an ole fashioned Side by Side."
"Vincent was shocked to discover that Nancy had a Side by Side"
"None of my underpants fit since i got my self an ole fashioned Side by Side"

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