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What is Liberal Democrat?
A collective noun for a group of moles.
“What is a UK political party that shares it’s name with the collective noun for moles?”
“For some reason Liberal Democrats is shouting out to me.”
“What is that group of mammals in your garden?”
“Oh, that’s just some Liberal Democrats.”
Liberal Democrat - video
Liberal Democrat - what is it?
Who?
Person 1: "Does the name Tim Farron mean anything to you?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "Me neither."
Person 3: "Lots of weed and 16 year olds voting!"
Person 1: "ah... Now I remember"
Boris: "Jesus christ Nigel! Is that what I think it is?"
Nigel: "My God Boris! It's a one of those liberal democrats! I thought those things were extinct in Britain."
What does "Liberal Democrat" mean?
The Party of the United Kingdom whose policies include:
An whose ideology is generally considered to be
Scientists have studied the Liberal Democrat Party for a number of years, and, after much investigation, have concluded that it's a bit like Labour, except, worse.
I'm part of the Liberal Democrats, and I'm going to sit on the fence and just hope that no one attacks Britain. If they do, I can wave my socialist flag at them paid for with lots of tax rises.
Liberal Democrat - what does it mean?
Silly single issue party in the United Kingdom. Always bang on about the war and are supported generally by the media, especially Channel 4 or the BBC.
This party claims to be nice people, however last year they stabbed their leader in the back who was reasonably successful, (by their standards). It emerged that one of the contenders was a closet homosexual who had been round all the rent boys in London, and another a bisexual who had previously denied his sexuality.
Thier policies comprise mainly of false sincerity and talking about Iraq. They also think that raising taxes is a good idea and want to let in as many assylum seekers as possible, make prisons more confortable and allow fellons to vote.
This party, as it is never going to be in government tries an "All things to All men" approach. This works amongst gullable people who can't choose between the two main parties in the UK.
They perform well in the West country, Mid Wales and Northern Scotland (ie obscure cut off parts of Britain)
I don't know who to vote for. Let's go for the Liberal Democrats , their policies are stupid and they came last, last time but at least their nice people
Liberal Democrat - meaning
The third largest politial pary in the UK behind the Labour Party and the Conservative Party. Created from a merger of the Liberal Party and the Social Democratic Party. Claim they're moderate, but that's a bald-faced lie. They've got 'Liberal' and 'Democrat' in their party name, for crying out loud!
I wish I wasn't a Liberal Democrat. But alas, that's the best I can do.
Liberal Democrat - definition
1. A person who has sold out their beliefs in the desperate persuit of political power. A barefaced, shameless liar.
2. A term of abuse for someone who has made a pledge and subsequently broken it.
Note: A notable 'liberal democrat' is British politician Nick Clegg who had presided over the destruction of his own political party known as the 'liberal democrats'.
See also: Tory facilitator, Conservative, Sell out, Liar, back-stabber, Trickster
"You liberal democrat!" - insult in common usage in Britain.
Liberal Democrat - slang
Currently the third largest political party in the United Kingdom, who most people would vote for, if they thought they could win.
They are without a doubt the best party in British Politics, it's just a shame they haven't been elected yet, because clearly they'd sort out all of the problems if they were!
Person 1 - "Those Liberal Democrat's have some great policies, but they'll never win, so I'm voting Tory"
Person 2 - "But if you don't vote for them, they can't win"
Person 1 - "Fair point"
Liberal Democrat
One who knows more about what's good for you than you do. Generally defined as a college professor who never leaves campus but knows what it's like in the real world.... 2. A rich person who wants to tax everyone but themselves to give to the poor. i.e. Ted Kennedy, Hilary Clinton, Jimmy Carter
Yo dawg .... we gots to vote for the Liberal Democrats so we can get mo' money on our govt check every month. Maybe if we's lucky we can get J Cart (Jimmy Carter) to build us a house.
Liberal Democrat
Verb.
To Liberal Democrat is to throw all your beliefs and ideals out of the window in a desperate grab for power.
See him over there.... yeah, well he Liberal Democratted.