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What is LAN Party?
A sacred ritual where many socially outcast males, of the Nerdus religion, engage in ritualistic murder of eachother (referred to as "fragging") in the hopes that their god Microson will grant them another life, which is referred to as a "respawn" among them. It is also speculated that caffeinated drinks are served. A LAN party has never been witnessed by an outsider before, and therefore everything known about them is speculation.
Guy 1: Dude! Have you seen Eric?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Not since the LAN party.
LAN Party - video
LAN Party - what is it?
A group of computers joined on a Local Area Network (lan), usually for playing games.
Kilo and Parid threw an awesome Lan Party last night. . .
What does "LAN Party" mean?
Playing multiplayer games is much more fun when your opponent is in range of verbal abuse
I cant wait to pwn you at the next LAN party
LAN Party - what does it mean?
A social gathering, usually male-dominated, involving massive caffeine consumption and nearly constant playing of computer games. Like a sleepover, but without the sleep.
When's the next lan party?
LAN Party - meaning
A party where people bring their own computers, hook them up, and game all night long with eachother. Also involves mass comsumption of caffeine and junk food.
I can't wait to pwn everone at tonight's lan party.
LAN Party - definition
A large gathering of nerds who pass off their drinking and drug fielded binges as a "gaming" party or something equally lame.
"Dude, did you go to the LAN Party last night?"
"Yeah, I got wasted as fuck"
LAN Party - slang
Dude this LAN Party has gone on for 15 hours
LAN Party
A coagulation of the worlds young to middle-aged virgins into one, testosterone free room. These individuals are usually male, but have many alias' via the internet. They live their life mostly on-line and restrict their social agenda to Lan party's and the occasional ultimate frisbee game. These LAN goers know their way around a computer, but not the elusive "vagina". You see them on the streets, wearing finger-less gloves,tank goggles, and the clever comment tee. If you hear a song that you think couldnt possibly be liked by anyone, there is probably a LAN man around.
Josh: so what are ya'll doing this weekend?
X: i'm going hunting
Ian: *turns down Indie music...i'm going to a LAN party... *turns Indie music back up and slides on tank goggles
LAN Party
When your boyfriend gathers with his nerdy friends to play computer games all night instead of calling you up to say happy birthday.
"Hey, John, was Napoleon with you last night?"
"Why yes, he was at the LAN party, why?"
"It was my birthday and he didn't even call."
"Oh shit."
LAN Party
A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.
The LAN Party is a sacred rite.