What is coagulation?

you are coagualted leave me alone!!

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coagulation is when......

you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.

co·ag·u·late
kōˈagyəˌlāt/

The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana

"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"

A bong used for smoking meth.
**coag for short.

"Hey let's hit the coagulator"

To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass

her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there

To incrassate; thicken; curdle.

The blood coagulates after death.

Also known as blood clotting, this word means to get together and discuss plans to get on each others level

you and danny need to get together and coagulate on what you are doing for her birthday

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

The act of getting a notoriously big dick. Not for the faint of heart. Most commonly performed by ninjas and physicists.

If coagulation lasts longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.

When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.