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What is clotting?
(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.
After several dates and several excuses Ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. She figured it was safe, that she couldn't get pregnant then.
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Clotting - what is it?
A derogatory slang term targeted toward a woman. Synonymous with bitch or cunt. Inferred reference to that special time of the month when women are particularly annoying due to PMS and menstrual bleeding.
Also see clotbag
Jim: What the fuck is up Lisa's ass?
Dave: I have no idea. She's such a fucking clot!
What does "clotting" mean?
In school where people in groups take up space in a hallway talking cause tight traiffic in the school
Sorry I was late for class there were so many clots in the hallway
Clotting - what does it mean?
jamaican pronounciation of "clothe" meaning a tampon as used in swear words like "blood clot" or "bomba clot"
Clotting - meaning
The glob of gelatinous blood that the body creates to stop bleeding.
Vadim was cut by a throwing knife. As the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. These proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. Platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped.
Clotting - definition
Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.
Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??
Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.
Clotting - slang
The way that you are and the things that you do - those are the ways of a clot
Oh Douglas... You clot!
Clotting
An idiot. Mostly used as a generic insult.
You know the way that you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot.
Clotting
Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.
Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.
Clotting
during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.
jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!