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What is LAN PARTY?

When your boyfriend gathers with his nerdy friends to play computer games all night instead of calling you up to say happy birthday.

"Hey, John, was Napoleon with you last night?"
"Why yes, he was at the LAN party, why?"
"It was my birthday and he didn't even call."
"Oh shit."

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LAN PARTY - video

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LAN PARTY - what is it?

A gathering usually consisting of a group of friends, for fun or competition. This gathering involves either a Xbox, and/or a PC. Including games such as Counter Strike and/or Halo. LAN Parties usually go on all night due to extensive junk food consumption and caffeine, resulting in elongated sleep the night after the LAN Party.

When is your next LAN Party? I'm ready to pwn some n00bs!

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What does "LAN PARTY" mean?

A sacred ritual where many socially outcast males, of the Nerdus religion, engage in ritualistic murder of eachother (referred to as "fragging") in the hopes that their god Microson will grant them another life, which is referred to as a "respawn" among them. It is also speculated that caffeinated drinks are served. A LAN party has never been witnessed by an outsider before, and therefore everything known about them is speculation.

Guy 1: Dude! Have you seen Eric?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Not since the LAN party.

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LAN PARTY - what does it mean?

A group of computers joined on a Local Area Network (lan), usually for playing games.

Kilo and Parid threw an awesome Lan Party last night. . .

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LAN PARTY - meaning

Playing multiplayer games is much more fun when your opponent is in range of verbal abuse

I cant wait to pwn you at the next LAN party

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LAN PARTY - definition

A social gathering, usually male-dominated, involving massive caffeine consumption and nearly constant playing of computer games. Like a sleepover, but without the sleep.

When's the next lan party?

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LAN PARTY - slang

A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.

The LAN Party is a sacred rite.

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LAN PARTY

A party where people bring their own computers, hook them up, and game all night long with eachother. Also involves mass comsumption of caffeine and junk food.

I can't wait to pwn everone at tonight's lan party.

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LAN PARTY

A slang/secret term that refers to smoking marijuana. One would use it under certain situations where figures of authority, non-smokers, or fags are present and you don't want them to know what you're up to. Can also be yelled loudly when intoxicated, or to harass nerds.

Kenny: "It's a LAAAAAN PARTY!"

*Talking to nerds*
Dave: "Hey guys, wanna go LAN PARTY?"
Nerds: "No not right now, the LAN PARTY is Saturday night."

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LAN PARTY

A LAN party, as it is referred to by outsiders, is actually a brutal orgy that is organised by the high ruling Weeaboo's of the PC community. The term LAN party is actually an organised criminal event where Weeaboo's pray on the young bottoms of teenage nerds in order to fulfil their virginous Weeaboo destiny.

Many of the young teenagers that attend these LAN parties are never seen again. Some say the Weeaboo kings chain them to their walls as trophies whilst they commit mass killings on Apex Legends.

Hello young nerd, would you like to come to our LAN party tonight? The high king weeaboo master will be in attendance. Don't tell anyone where it is and make sure your phone is switched off. Bring plenty of snacks and Vaseline.

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