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What is Kumbaya?
a naive feeling that all is good; a feeling that utopia has come down and all will be fine
When Obama signed the health care bill, a kumbaya moment,enveloped the democrats, and their eyes shined like deer in headlights.
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Kumbaya - video
Kumbaya - what is it?
The act of standing in a circle with a number of other fellow jerkers, each tenderly stimulating the penis of the gentleman to their right while singing as many verses of kumbaya as possible before ejaculating about three teaspoons of peace and love all over the floor. At this point, it's useful to have a shamwow on hand to clean up.
Overall, this is just a great way to spice up those weekly spiritual retreats that are in danger of becoming "too vanilla" (i.e. spiritually frustrating).
Whilst the left hand is free, feel free to express yourself. Maybe tickle an asshole or two, or perhaps you could fondle someone's scrotum. Don't be shy, really explore yourselves and each other, and don't forget to have fun.
"Hey guys, I need my consciousness raised, along with something else - let's do a kumbaya jerk!"
What does "Kumbaya" mean?
when management tries to create camaraderie amongst employees through a group activity, usually involving food and or drink.
I would really like to skip out on that lunch meeting, but I know the boss is looking forward to that kumbaya moment. I really hope we don't have to sing.
Kumbaya - what does it mean?
To engage in a show of unity and harmony with one's opponents or enemies; frequently used in a disparaging or sarcastic sense
"Well, we're not going to sit around the campfire, hold hands and sing Kumbaya, that's for damn sure!"
Kumbaya - meaning
The near cult-like devotion by the media and elites to the idea that all Americans must come together and think alike on social, political and economic issues. kumbaya, religion, cult, devotion, obsession, fixation, mainstream media
I get tired of the media's obsession with kumbayaism. What's that Pete?! They push this idea that we all have to come together and think the same way on the role of government.
Kumbaya - definition
Exclamation, used as alternative to "Oh My God" First used my the character Eek in the cartoon series "Eek the Cat"
"Kumbaya! Those are huge!"
Kumbaya - slang
Like seriously, she needed to kumbaya or something.
Kumbaya
blandly pious and naively optimistic
At the risk of sounding too kumbaya, I felt as if I had finally come home.
Kumbaya
'Kumbaya' is a pejorative slang term which can be used as a noun or an adjective.
Noun:
A person, usually in the West today, who shallowly and superficially cites a multitude of creeds or religions, usually Buddhism and Christianity, then pretends to be a spiritual guru and role model.
Adjective:
A term used to describe something or an action as spiritually ignorant, and superficial and shallow.
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Term based off of the song 'Kumbaya', from 1957, which was 'borrowed' from Southern, African American song 'Come By Here' from 1927.
Noun: "These spoiled 'kumbayas' in the West today can't see that their own needy and cosmopolitan lifestyles are at the root of all the problems they blame others for."
Adj: "I really don't need your shallow 'kumbaya' nonsense right now."
Kumbaya
The Kumbaya Law: In any conversation where some of the participants hold an opinion to the left of other participants, someone with the more conservative position will compare said person's opinion to the naivete of "singing around a campfire singing Kumbaya"
"Since you are such a Liberal, what would you have us say to those 'peace-loving Palestinians' after three wars in six years? 'Oh, I know that you want to push us all into the sea, but let's sit around the campfire and sing Kumbaya instead.'"