Definder - what does the word mean?

What is health care?

A raging dumpster fire set to explode in the face of an increasingly stubborn, antagonistic, and authoritarian Congress. God bless America and may he have mercy on her soul, because the health care industry sure won't.

Johnny Poorman: Hey Franklin, have you been to Detroit recently?
Franklin Richguy: Actually, I just finished 'summering' in Barbados. Besides don't the hobos have American Health Care Act of 2017's on nearly every corner? To think what the neighbors would say if they ever found out I had been to the Midwest.

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health care - video


Health care - what is it?

Does not exist.

This Woman's child has treatable cancer. She is poor, fuck them, let the child die. We don't care because we don't know the difference between right and wrong. If we help her by having some form of "American Social Health Care" we will be over run by communists and Ho Chi Min will overthrow Barrack Obama.

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What does "health care" mean?

This will be the final breaking point of this country. In which once again the hard working middle and upper class will have to pay for those people in this country too lazy to work many of which are just too lazy to find a job and can be currently found hang out around well fare offices. While over 50% of Americans disapprove of this our great government leadership has forced it upon us as a new law. Most of these dumb ass officials can commonly associated with the Democratic Party. One more important thing to remember is that none of these people that voted for this will be taking this public option so remember this when you are lying there in your death bed and the government chooses to let you die here is you change America.

Since Tommy wanted change he voted for President Obama. Now that Obama got his Public Health Care bill passed Tommy wish that he had his money back. And not his change he wanted because the government has decided that it was not cost effective to save his mom so they just let her suffer and die. This is the first step towards becoming a socialistic country.

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Health care - what does it mean?

A Big Fucking Deal

"Hey, Health Care Reform is a big fucking deal"
"okay Joe"

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Health care - meaning

1. An angry, sometimes violent, demonstration against health care reform at the local level.

2. A mob that turns out at a Congressional "Town Hall" meeting to oppose the President Obama's health care reform initiative. Many such mobs are organized in advance by conservative lobbying groups supported by the pharmaceutical and insurance industries.

3. A loud, boisterous act of political opposition designed to overwhelm the conversation about health care reform by using shouting and physical intimidation.

John actually supports health care reform, but he wasn't able to speak because the Town Hall Meeting turned into a Health Care Riot.

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Health care - definition

An urban legend of the USA.

Man, I've heard of adequate health care. It'd be so cool if it was real!

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Health care - slang

mythical beast often associated with the care of humans. Often appears only to those who already have the necessary means to adequately take care of or pay for things.

It must be nice to afford good Health Care...

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Health care

Something unfortunate Americans think about as a privilege for the wealthy.

Look at me! I'm an unemployed European, and still the local hospital removed my brain tumour, thanks to Public Health Care! Now I get to live another day to find myself a job!

Socialism for the win.

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Health care

Something 90% of Americans never get

European: I broke my leg. Ambulance took me to the hospital and I got my leg fixed. I also received physiotherapy and I didn't pay a dime thanks to the public insurance (public health care).
American: *confused confusing confusion*

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Health care

Something I can't afford.

I'm too poor to afford health care.

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