Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Kazakh?

A contest where two men fight with only their bare penises. The match ends when one man is shamed into defeat and bows out.

Yo dude, did you hear about Brett?
-Yeah man, he got into a Kazakh sword fight with his roommate.
We probably shouldn't hang out with them anymore
-Yeah let's not.

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Kazakh - video


Kazakh - what is it?

When two women shove ice cubes up an anus and a cherry bomb right after that. The receiver must be ready to shit otherwise the experiment wouldn't work, then as the cherry bomb lights, there will be a cold and shit covered explosion within the anus which can form a sense of pleasure for some people. This will may be illegal in some countries as it can be seen as an attempt of rape.

"Yooo you know those Finnish chicks? They were committing the literal sense of 'Kazakhs in Finland' to Adam bro!"

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What does "Kazakh" mean?

The act of placing ones scrotum on the shoulder of another in an act of dominance. Usually occurs when victim is acting homosexual.

"Paul was being a fag about Call of Duty so I showed him, and gave him a Kazakh Parrot"

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Kazakh - what does it mean?

The best dick you‘ll ever have in your entire life.

Maria : omg the guy i had last night fucked me so good

Emma : Obviously, with his Kazakh dick.

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Kazakh - meaning

Dash is the coolest nation in da world!!!

Yo homie, being Kazakh is sooo damn great!!!

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Kazakh - definition

When you feeling an emotion you cannot describe

Holy sh*t that scene in the movie got be Kazakh

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Kazakh - slang

A hot, sexy, emo vampire. He tends to swear and he loves fire. But he can be sweet and adoarbel sometimes. Usually moody.

"Who is that hot guy?"

"Kazakh, the vampire, duh."

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Kazakh

The people Native to the Western Asian country of Kazakhstan. These people are known to be strong, rugged, and fierce beings. While also being known as excellent mountaineers, and wild horse riders, these people are known to be very smart too. Because of the location of Kazakhstan, the men "small penis" stereotype of which is applied to most Asians, is not at all true. The combination of European, Mongolian, and Arab descent gives Kazakh men a very "Large" advantage when it comes to genital size.

"How does that Kazakh manage to get such a hot piece of ass?"
"it's because those Kazakh men are huge! If you know what I mean!"

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Kazakh

A Turkic ethnic group in Central Asia that has nothing to do with Arabs as someone stated the opposite. Retarded American logic: They are Muslims so they must be Arabs, but holdup they are Asian so why don't they have a small dick? Arab blood! Makes as much as sense as Mexicans being Jews because they're Christians. Both are middle eastern religions. Steppe people can slaughter all the cowardly and weak Arab scum and European scum.

Kazakhs and other Turkic people converted to Islam even though they could have whiped Islam out.

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